Last night i was sneaking out of the house with a fatty, my piece, a lighter, a soda, and a bag at about 1am while my parents were sleeping. i went to the park to meet a girl and smoke, we finished the j (packed mega tight with vanilla kush) and chilled for about an hour when some headlights came into the parking lot shining straight at us coming closer and fast too. we got up and started running leaving behind a buried roach and a can of soda. i tossed my bag half way through a soccer field as we kept running. the cop was now driving toward us on the road parallel to where we were, i threw my piece right before we reached the end of the park. we crossed the street as the cop was now coming toward us on the street we just crossed. we got into some backyards and ran to my house. we came around the back of my house and into my garage service door which i left slightly open. we got into my garage right before the cop could see us. we got into my house quietly as possible from my garage and went into the basement. we were safe at about 2 am but still scared the cop would come to the door. we stayed there til 3 am and left to go help her back into her bedroom window. got home safe. epic. p.s. ...went back this morning to look for my shit, got my bag ...but couldnt find my piece im going back later to find it and i wont give up! haha
haha dude ive found 2 eighths before when i dropped it cause of cops and them came back the next morning
2 8ths? damn. and live long captains theory. oh, and i went back for the piece 3 days in a row, the city cut the lawn i dropped it in on the 2nd day so i think ive lost a friend
At least you got the weed back. I used to have a small shitty pipe for those situations, so I never cared about ditching it. I always cared about ditching the weed though haha.
a close call is getting pulled over being drunk and convincing the cop that you arent drunk or on anything. last week i had to do this with my grinder sitting right below his face. luckily he didnt see that either
close calls, one time cops came upto my school, searched all the lockers on the row except two, one of mine, one of a friends. and there's been times female cops were doing searches on me, and they pat down your bra, ohhh man, thank god i have a teeny lil pocket in my bra that i can hide some small amounts in. sometimes, i see girls hide it in their hair tho. like put hair in a bun, and then put the bud in as best they can.
once my friends and i were driving and we had just aired the car out after smoking half a j in it. the other half was in the glove compartment, the cd case we had rolled it on was under my feet on the passengers side floorboard, there was a cup in the cupholder we had been using as an ashtray, and on the floor of the backseat there was a pipe with a good bit of resin in it. we had picked up a guy earlier who we'd just met (BAD decision) and his dumb ass flicked a cigarrette butt out of the window right in front of a cop. we got pulled over with all this stuff lying around and the dumbass smelling just like a giant blunt. we all acted cool and really polite and somehow, amazingly, we got out okay. the idiot got a citation for littering and we put him out of the car a few minutes later. but i have never been more scared in my LIFE than i was in those twenty minutes. damn
Me and my friend got stopped the other day standing outside a resturant by his car for smoking a black and mild, they asked to search us and I said ok because I had nothing to hide and neither did he, then they asked to search his car and he had told me there was nothing in it earlier today(I wont ride in a car with stuff in it anymore cuz of probation and being able to get something off my record) and he said ok, but little did we know that he had a baggie and little pieces of a blunt he had been smoking a few days before that I didn't know about and he forgot about that the cops completely missed. He didn't remember about it until he told them they could search.. I wasn't high and they said I looked really high, but my friend was and they didn't say anything like that to him, but they eventually went on their way. Now I know I shouldn't let them search even if I have nothing to hide, but I don't care I don't wanna get held up there with them trying to get me to do it and all the other bullshit they might try to pull.
