cleaning out your system

I am giting a new job at a store and I have to get a drug test. I know that drinking lots of water and cranberry juice is good but i just smoked two days ago. Do any of you better ways to clean out your system

 

Drink a litre of vinegar the day you have the test. Make sure the piss for the test is the fourth after drinking the vinegar. Personally i'd rather fail the test.

 

This always works for a good friend of mine that smokes about a 1/8th a day. He buys Certo- sp?- which you can find in a supermarket in the spices & baking supplies isle. It is used to make jelly or jam which has alot of fruit perservatives in it. He stops smoking 2 days before the test and mixes certo with water and drinks it, but also drinks plain water in between. It hasn't fail him yet. He's been doing it for 3 years now every month for a job that pays $28 a hour. He swears by this remedy.

 

DO NOT rely on a cleaner. they don't work. well they don't work all of the time. I have relied one too many times on cleaners and have been let down one too many times. the only way to do it and be absoloutley sure is not to smoke but i have done the vinegar thing and it does work. for me. after a lil while you don't taste it but plug your nose before you start or you will puke. good luck man!