classic hellen keller...

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the mountain?













She was wearing mittens.

 

wouldn't she feel the air?? also i never understood, how one falls off a mountain,, i guess if it's really steep,,,, just seems gradual to where you wouln't fall very far,,, just roll down the side,,,,,,,,, who knows--- i'mma be in grand haven michigan in a month

 

You don't get it

Great joke

 

oh did she not speak either?? i assume sinche she blind and deaf,,, cant feel to tell she falling ?

Nevermind Fuck it

 

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver?


Because she was a woman!

 

You ever seen a picture of her dad?






Neither has she..

 

Did you know she had a treehouse?







Neither did she.

 

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?



On a blind date.

 

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?




They put her in a round room, and told her there was a penny in the corner

 

How do you torture helen keller?




put a doorknob in the middle of the room.

 

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?



You would too if you're name was URRHAAGRAGRA

 

Have you seen Hellen Keller's new house?

Neither has she!

 

-also... re-arrange the furniture.

 

How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?

Trying to read the iron.

 

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?






so you can read her lips.

 

How did Helen Keller go crazy?



Trying to read a stucco wall.

 

Have you seen the new Helen Keller toy?

You wind it up and it runs into the wall!