Discussion in 'Paranoid?' started by moonlightdelerium, Jun 21, 2006.
Are there any believers????
to be a believer, I think that we must be worshipping being subgeniouss's''sss's or is there a particular subgenius that we might worship?
When I first saw this I thought this was to worship subgenus, 'cause I'm an Orangatang!!
Well, your question is kinda...vague...
Are they believers in what?
Bob is cool.
Bob Dobbs, church of the subgenius. Look it up, its a moderately famous underground movement lead by the counterculture of the late eighties. They've got an explanation for everything, I've never heard such eloquent bullshit.
"They've got an explanation for everything" Sounds like every other human on earth!
Hahaha, thats a good point, I hadn't thought of it that way.
"The only religion that is proud to pay its taxes." As a Discordian I have a a certrain respect and loathing and five tons of flax for Bob.
I love how you can send them 35 dollars to become an ordained minister and then use it as a tax right off because your house is then legally considered a temple.
Bless Bob for slack.
my favorite parts...
If you are what they call "different" --
If you think we're entering a new Dark Ages --
If you see the universe as one vast morbid sense of humor --
If you are looking for an inherently bogus religion that will condone superior degeneracy and tell you that you are "above" everyone else --
If you can help us with a donation --
Become PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE -- overnight!
Channel chronic procrastination into life-saving paranoia and precise anatityl MAKE WASTE!!
and this is my absolute favorite.......
i busted out luaghing when i read this....
JEHOVAH 1 - a.k.a. YAHWEH
i kept reading....aaaaaand....im pretty sure its an anti christ site
lol, it's not anti-anything...well, not really...
All hail Bob, and Eris too.
can you please explain what you got out of all that....cause iv been stuck on the anti christ thing scince i see the fist with 666 on it
nvm....their pretty much saying agin and agin that everything they say is right is correct and they can change their minds if they want.....lol and if someone proves them wrong, they can claim their other half took over or somethn lol
Yeah, its not anti-christ. Its more of a total mockery of religion as a whole.
Religion is a mockery of silliness. It's a big scary trip that's trapped on a track through better and worse. As I understand it, the Church of the Subgenius IS superior because it doesn't deal with "doctrine" at least in the sense that you think of it or "reality" or at least not reality in any sense. It is more focused on things like Money and Grammar and Explosions. But I heard once that Bob is actually Grey-Face and since No one's taught me differently in the schools, I'm sort of obligated to wage holy war on the Church of the Subgenius. But you know, who has time to wage holy wars these days?
Peace, Love, Sweet, Boom, Pungent, Prickle, and Orange,
-Chef Quickie Mister, General Fu Master, Sole Senator of the Lizard People, Leader of the Gay Straight Alliance Against Old People, KSC.
hahaha sounds cool
nostradamus was a goofy old dingbat. robert anton wilson is a premeditated clown.
like ford prefect wrote for the guide:"mostly harmless"
(robert anton wilson/bobb dobbs IS zaphod beeblebrox!)
Separate names with a comma.