choose: rhinosorous or giraffe

if you could have a husband or wife with a animal head on him/her would you have it be a rhinocerous head or a giraffe head (including the big neck)?

 

I'd like my hubby to have a giraffe's head (well, out of those choices) because it would be more cuddly than trying to kiss a rhino.

Plus he could pick me foliage and stuff from tall trees, and what girl wouldn't fall for such behaivour?

 

good argument. that foliage part would be fantastic

 

I like giraffes they're gentle and sweet

 

werent you guys some of the people complaining that hip forums sucks now?

 

u're sayin this like it would be a treat..

 

I'd have to agree. Have you ever had a Giraffes face in yours? It is hilarious! We went to a drive-thru zoo and they come right up to your car window.

 

like Jamie Foxx once said, "oo, that giraffe is about to have a giraffe baby in her ass if she dont keep walking"

id go with a giraffe