Lil' Johnny on PoliticsMark as unread Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dadsays, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm thebreadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy isthe administrator of the money, so we'll call her theGovernment. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll callyou The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class.Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think aboutthis and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad hassaid. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying andruns to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled.So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is soundasleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and seeshis father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back tobed.The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, Ithink I understand what politics is now.""Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing theWorking Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People arebeing ignored and the Future is in deep shit."Good one, huh
