Check out my very first youtube video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlwPuAcAoao

 

you want fundamentalist christian biblethumpers to know you're toilet paper?

 

I never would've imagined your voice to sound like that.....where's eve?! why wasnt she in the video?!

 

She's there....she's the sparkle in his eye.

 

That was NOT the real eve. I'm gonna get her soon.

 

I'm lonely, okay?

 

Yes, she is.

 

So, how do you hip fellows like me right now?

 

Perhaps she was the right eve for that time.

 

You were pretty much exactly how I imagined you would be, other than the voice- I would've guessed that it was deeper.

 

She WAS, how did you know?

 

cate is psychic too...?

 

Oh, it can be much deeper at times, trust me.

 

I'm not sure what to think.

 

I gave up on it when you said: A mime is a terrible thing to taste...interesting interesting..

It was too much like reading a quote calendar.
Were you tearing them off and and reading them.

Please give up on you Youtube Career...quick.

 

I like you, I think I'll keep ya around.

 

No, that was something my english teacher said, it just pooped into my head for no reason.

 

"It was too much like reading a quote calendar."

I meant EVERY thing you were saying.

"A mime is a terrible thing to taste...interesting interesting.."

Is where I stopped the video, I had had enough, sorry.

 

Life is one big cliche, get used to it.