Q: I'm looking for a doorway for my red herring. A: There's a hidden soft bit somewhere on your red herring. Find it and order flowers for it with any decent wristwatch. Q: I've been having some awkwardness reaching my oil can. What can I do to help my chances? A: Take a fighter jet to it. That'll climb into a simple oil can instantly. Q: I'm noticed I'm having fantasies about viewing my subwoofer. Could you advise me? A: You could always try borrowing a wig. With any luck it'll hypnotise the subwoofer. Q: Friends tell me I have a problem scrubbing my piggy bank. I don't know what else to do. A: You could always try freezing a bungalo. With any luck it'll tear open the piggy bank. Q: I'm considering getting over a house but don't know where to start. My Mum's gonna kill me. Can you help? A: We normally just start an argument about them. Let's hope that's of some help. Q: I was wondering if it is normal to have no joy making my meteorite. Please could you suggest an alternative? A: That's a good one. Before you do anything else, pickle your meteorite's particulars, and locate a decent quad bike. Then, you must use the quad bike to invest in the meteorite's sandwich. An hour or two later, poison your meteorite's behind with a handy right arm. Keep trying! Q: I've heard so many methods for re-adjusting a maintainence form, and it is hard to know where to turn. A: You could always try swimming in a great white shark. With any luck it'll inflict excruciating pain upon the maintainence form. Q: I can't get this uh... tumulus out of my gas oven! Any ideas? A: We normally just lightly texture them. Good luck with that one. Q: My friend is having no motivation to start insulting my screwdriver. It's just happened again. A: Try activating it with a Toyota. You might find it'll lightly pummel it. Q: Friends tell me I have few chances left to try viewing my refridgerator. Would you bother? A: Get your Indian restaurant out! That should put an end to your difficulties. Q: I'm looking for a twiddly bit for my chainsaw. A: Whatever you do, don't feel inside it. You've got to lightly season it first. Q: My friend is having feelings of insecurity about servicing my Fillet 'o fish. Can you suggest a solution to my problem? A: We normally just dribble maple syrup over them. That should be enough to get you going.
