Chatnuts roasting on an open fire

I'm the same with useless information. Lol. I love it. I know nothing about anything relavent in my life, or like news and politics I mean. Someone talks politics and I'm like hey did you know a female redback spider requires several hours of foreplay before mating or else she'll eat the male
?

 

And that foreplay is continuous Web vibrating.

 

See...when I found out a man's prostate is up in his butt and that it is sexually stimulating...well hell that opened up a Whole World of knowledge and understanding to me.

I mean I really had some useful info...y'all might be shocked at how many woman don't know that.

That's all I got for exciting and useless (to me) info.

that I can think of off the top of my head right now. lol

 

the kingfisher uses sushi/fish to get mate ..

buy me sushi. Im all yours too..

 

German Engineering always solves the problem. Until it does not and you get an expensive bill. Been there done that.

 

The Little House On The Prairie is on where Almonzo takes Laura to the church social (when she's only 16 yo!). After all these years is still pisses me off. He drinks tea instead of coffee for God's sake.

 

prostate is not in the butt

its just easier for doctor to touch it from there

 

So.. Like.. Does it feel good when you go #2 in the bathroom? Hehe.

 

Now you know why men take so long in the bathroom irmi, some take a newspaper, but it's really just the page 3..
And why guys have their own words for having a poop!

You opened a can of worms now Lynn

 

I'm sure people will still smoke at Coachella

Weed has always been illegal here and that never stopped anyone from smoking at concerts lol

 

Yeah.
Illegal activities are fun.

 

the butt thing never worked for me. I know where its at. but it just dont do anything all that fantastic to be sticking things in my butt.

 

I've got a few glass toys that might spark your interest. They were designed for men after all.

 

Should be leaving soon for Műnchen, I'm so excited and shakes and goosebumps. So I'm not driving. was thinking of taking the bus but then we have to sit there and not talk. I hate when others can hear me it's one my pet hates. Like when my lady will talk money to me, and others hear. I get very upset. Just some things people shouldn't need to hear.

Anyway so I'm letting her drive because I need a smoko to calm down.

I just can't wait to see my friends it's been since October. Plus my friend from Sweden where it's been a few years. I'm totally going to the strip club too.

I actually did not think it was still possible to get this excited at 30yrs, feels like the last day of school or something lol. Well it's the last day of non pool season.

RACK EM up, knock em in!

 

only if you promised to put them in

 

didnt they have one that was corny?


mot sure if scousers use ''corny'' in that way

also the book ''war and peace'' was going to be called ''war,what is ir good for''


thanks for that set up irm....it felt on purpose

did you put your finger in dudes bums?.....you must have been very popular....by any chance is your nick name peggy?

it can

yet another thing we have in common

not happenning

 

My old one just said morrow...
I like the meaning of this one, but I don't like it for my avatar, lol

Corny is corny in any language! Or is that too corny?

 

Ever have that problem, people ask you what you want for Christmas... I hate that, so say nothing.. then they pass around what you drink, or watch you!
So now I got a cupboard full of Costa and Starbucks cups!!!
Fancy coffees, and 5 bottles of gin! Oh and 2 gin glasses..ha!

Next year f they ask, in gonna say gold!!

 

Every time I see Morrow's name I think of the scene in Braveheart where William is going to be killed, he wouldn't say mercy and the man says "then on the Morrow..." lol. So there ya go.

 

Hahaha irmi, I love that film.. too clever you!