chatastrophic circumstances

not if you eat it

 

I don't like stuff that you have to wait until it's half rotten before it's "good"

 

aren't you the one that likes wine though? lol

 

That's Glenjamin

 

Avo's are so yuck!!!


And good morning too btw

 

accept my condolences...is this marking an anniversary or did this just happen recently?


.....always tuff to try and console someone that has lost a brother in arms....i wont waste time with the usual crap people say to each other....

hang in there brother


i been meaning to ask you....if i drive down there is there a spot where you could whip something across the fence?...or is it way far?......

.i was thinking that if someone had a bean bag gun they could fire custom bean bags across the border

 

No... I don't drink.

 

Why am i such an asshole? lol... I can be such a dick sometimes, especially towards my girlfriend. And i realise i'm being a complete douche as i'm being a douche, yet i just continue to be a douche anyways? makes no sense

I just say the meanest things i later regret. Usually i'm all good... i blame the lack of weed. I haven't smoked in 10 days now, willingly, i have some weed in my room i just haven't smoked it... i haven't gone this long without weed for as long as i can remember, it sucks, i just want to go a month just so i can say i have..

 

Well there's a terrorist act in the making... :leaving:

 

you should do what i do....leave the douchery online and be a nice person in RL

 

I told my girlfriend i was going to quit smoking for a long time, just to make her happy and shit because i know she doesn't like it... But it's not fair because quitting makes her happy, but me miserable. So i decided i'd go a month, that's long enough, then start again... But i've realized i don't really want to go a month, so i brought it up to her yesterday and explained everything in the nicest way possible... and even after all that she was like "well you know it would make really happy if you just quit" whatthefuck, even after i said how much i enjoy it...

then she said how she's jealous of weed because she thinks i prefer it over her... kjgfjewf? ones a human, ones a plant... how can you even compare the two? they're completely different.

Females are the :devil:

 

Qft!


Well not really, but.... Yeah.

 

give her many O's and she will forget about it..

and no, dont buy her a box of Cheerios.

 

i need to try that... But everytime i'm a douche on here i get my ass handed to me by you more wiser douches

 

Well, there ya go...

 

loll i was thinking cheerios as i read that actually... but in the case, i have no clue what O's are...

 

orgasms... lol

 

ohhh.... That makes sense.

Don't judge the slow kid lol

 

:smash:

 

you're at the point now where it'll be pretty easy to go without for a few more weeks. first week and a half or so is hard just because you're in the habit of doing it before eating, before bed, etc.