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  1. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    The alternative is to go with the flow and there is soap and water. :)

    Sex can be great especially if you have cramping during your cycle.

    Be brave little fellows. ;)
     
  2. broony

    broony Banned

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    Well, its when I hear a guy who is kinda immature, who has a beautiful girlfriend and makes a complaint about her girl being on her period... really dude? really.. =/

    go smoke a bowl..
     
  3. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    They will figure it out sooner or later. :)
     
  4. sunshine186

    sunshine186 midnight toker

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    I like the sig skitzo

    My pasta turned out beautifully. Best ever. And I know for sure now, that sparkling apple cider is the best thing on this planet.
     
  5. broony

    broony Banned

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    I love apple cider... oh man..

    I went to a potluck food gathering with a bunch of old hippes few years ago and it was a calm party, but lots of fun. the land owner had a giant wood barrel full with apples and well water socking for days...

    amazing... so good.. anything from the store should be called applejunk..

    pure apples soaking for days... dude.. A+

    pure apple press with water from the ground... so good.. you can do the same with pears/oranges/mangoes/watermellow ect ect...
     
  6. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    This guy is a rather large bat... maybe 9-10 inch wing span. All curled up like he is now, about the size of a field mouse. Kinda cute, with wings.


    If I catch him and see his leg banded he's probably one of the rare ones. Should probably record it and call some one. I donno...
     
  7. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    That is larger than the ones we caught. I think bats have cute faces. Maybe try the pillow case that Skitzo suggested as it would not hurt it then.


    Might be an idea to keep a record of the tag as I am sure they try to track them.
     
  8. sunshine186

    sunshine186 midnight toker

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    I dunno man, I would die for a fresh bottle of martinelli's

    But you are right. There is nothing better than pure pressed apples. I had some at an apple festival last year
     
  9. skitzo child

    skitzo child PEACEFUL LIBRA

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    Thanks never had apple cider
     
  10. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    It's this guy...

    Indiana Bat


     
  11. sunshine186

    sunshine186 midnight toker

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    uuugghhh i almost wanna take back my compliment :p
    you really need to go get yourself some now.
     
  12. skitzo child

    skitzo child PEACEFUL LIBRA

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    What about um animal control or simething
     
  13. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    We get bats at work every now and then. Funny to watch the waitstaff cry like little girls "omg a bat!"
     
  14. skitzo child

    skitzo child PEACEFUL LIBRA

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    I never delt with a bat before
     
  15. broony

    broony Banned

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    bats are awesome. they leave you alone and hide in the day. then come out and kill all those annoying insects n bugs at night so they cant come into your room and buzz buzz you to the point of grabbing a gun and putting holes through your wall before you grab a sledge hammer and break your bed before the springs shoot up and knock out both your eyes so you could say you just been skull fucked.
     
  16. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    one word- fellatio. or shower, but ive always felt a little uncomfortable when "the communists are in the funhouse"
     
  17. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    But some guys don't like blowjobs... And those guys are morons.


    I ain't scurred of no blood. I'll eat a girl out on her rag if I'm horny enough.
     
  18. broony

    broony Banned

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    yea cause they are with a girl that just sticks it in her mouth as if that will feel good... nope.

    suck out all the air in your mouth... ok now do your thing...

    you don't appreciate good head because you either not been with a girl who enjoys pleasing you that way, or you are gay...really weird kinda gay though..

    either way im sorry..
     
  19. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Anyways...


    The bat is outside, I was able to pick him up off the floor, they can't take off so well from the ground. I had gloves on and he was biting the shit out of that glove... big claws too. I didn't see any banding so he went out through the garage and set him free... He flew back into the garage several times. :rolleyes:
     
  20. thedope

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    Can't say I enjoy being blown off.
     
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