Chat '70s Show

i miss roller skating., I used to have my dog tow me when I had rollerblades.

 

after your done skating your legs feel like they are still floating. does that happen to you>

 

Couldn't ever own or go near an animal that big either, they could go ape shit kill you any second regardless of how tame they are. But i am impressed by how this guy controls this bear, whenever we go there he takes the bear out of the pool/yard and locks him up, and the bear literally just follows him and does what he says.

Cool thing about my job is rich people have pools lol so I get to go to dennis ververgaerts house and chad kroegers house, I talked to him once and he was high AF... stumbling out of his huge ass mansion with its own ice arena... I understand why people hate him though, he's quite the douchenozzle... he's got an insanely awesome pool though...

 

what are you doing for work now whoretus?

 

sucking nickelcock

 

170lb timberwolf in cali looking for a home. if I was closer id adopt it..

 

rollingalong, how exactly are you anti-barefoot?

 

Yep, that totally happens to be Orison. Feeling of floating + endorphins from practice ftw.

 

same thang, pool shit

I might start whoring myself out once I get laid off though, should be soon... soon... I hope... Its a cool job but fucking Canada the water is so cold now it sucks bawls...

Used to be full time until recently now its just 4 days a week, pretty soon it'll be 3... then maybe 2... then i'll just be laid off i guess, I literally have no clue what i should do after this...

 

i'm a wee bit toe-aphobic...mostly dude toes....

I personally cannot walk in bare feet with any comfort as I have multiple hardware in both feet along with some not pretty surgery scars...3 long scars on each foot

I don't fall for that malarkey theory on how barefighters claim there dirty gross hard skinned feet are actually cleaner and healthier than my socked feet

I also hate that militant attitude where they equate their lame fight for bare foot freedom with such things as gay rights or worse....black peoples plight In north America....

....girls get a pass....

ive said this to more than girl

I've always liked those kind of high heels, too, ya know I...
No, no, no, no don't take 'em off. Don't take...leave 'em on
Yeah, that's it...a little more to the right

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF6j-qEIXm8"]Van Halen - Everybody Wants Some!! + lyrics - YouTube

 

have you ever fallen into one of the pools?

Any hot single moms???

 

HF keeps setting off malwarebytes. doesnt usually. im scanning now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8auGAJrnpY4"]Michael Winslow Spaceballs - YouTube

 

We were taking a liner out of a pool, it was almost empty except for a few feet of dark, dark green water/slime at the bottom of the deep end... I was walking down the slope and slipped on my ass and slid all the way down, I went all the way in up to my neck (was sitting down)

You'd be surprised at how many bikinis you see in the summer lol it's like these girls intentionally wait for the pool guys to show up just so they can walk around and ask you questions half naked,

All the other guys that have worked there a lot longer than me all have their stories of the girls they've walked in on naked before.... But i'm the first person to ever walk in on a naked guy, just my luck....

it was like 6am, you assume everyones asleep, so you go into their backyard to the pool, and there's this old guy sitting in the hottub... I guess he didn't really hear or see me, and i assumed he had shorts on, and i hear him get out of the tub so i turn around to say hi... and i'm like OHSHIT SORRY.... he yelled and ran inside...

 

lmao. im so glad ur back on this site. ur stories are funny.

i wish i coulda seen you fall into the pool.. :rofl:

 

Falling into the pool was terrible. You know how when bad things happen to you its usually funnier the next day? Like when you're not soaking wet and covered in frog shit anymore? Soon as it got to the 'funny' stage I realized I had an infection cause i cut open both my elbows while sliding down the cement, so they got infected by shit water...

So I missed out on the funny stage You never realize how important elbows are until it hurts to move them, you use them a lot!

Oh, and I don't remember who this was... but the last time i was on here during my little break somebody was saying I never go to the hospital, and I believe somebody called me retarded... (you're lucky i'm to retarded to remember who that was lol) i did go to the hospital for this TYVM.... If I went to the hospital every time i got injured, well, I'd be there a lot... So that is why... I break a bone at least once a year so I use that as my annual check-up day...

 

I wanna print this out but I cant find one that doesn't have a digi sig over it

 

:rofl:

I still need to spread around rep? I haven't given rep in ages, the last 3 times i tried i couldnt...

 

reps-t-ds

i always have to spread it around.

 

me too

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