Change something about your body

one key though...you have to do it fiercely, none of this gentle shit.

 

I beat my dick like it owes me welfare.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

 

don't forget the lotion!

that welfare joke would go over so well with this one dude doug, he gets so angry at all the crackheads on welfare that used to go to my old bar

 

You mean you beat it like it was a rented mule?

 

I masturbate like I think I'm gonna win something.

 

I'd only change one thing.

I'd like a smaller penis. I'm so tired of all the complaints.

 

Just one? Probably my tits, they're too small

 

I would put a button under my armpit that makes me invisible when I press it.

 

yea..im phat

 

penis thumbs

 

The only thing I would change is my height I would love to be taller.

 

If the women (or whoever) are complaining about your size, dam guy, be proud of that thing. Because there are girls who like it longer than average and wider than average. I have had soooooo many little dicks in my life...oh my god!! I see one now and a part of me goes "Here I go again."

It is not in meaness, but sometimes you like a snug fit. I am no loosy goosy either. I just like to be able to grab something good and thick with my **** walls, one thing I am proud of -any man that fucks me, I have never!!! had any complaints afterwards. I definitely know how to give good lovin` to a man.

So, wear that boy well with pride.:drool:

Dreamin`

 

Well let's see.

I like my boobs the size they are. I wanted bigger boobs for awhile.
But I think small boobs look best on small girls.

I want my butt a little bigger.
And my theighs to be toned.
:]
The end.