Change Movie or Song titles to be more politically correct

I will start,

The Good, The Bad and the Aesthetically Independant

 

Positively empower without the need for violence, my equal life partner up

 

Priscilla Slightly Effeminate Gay Man--But Still Totally A Man!--Of The Perciptation Challenged Portion of Mother Earth.

 

Married to the mob ~1988

Domestically incarcerated to the mob ~2018

 

The Dog has returned
(Sir Elton)

 

Snow White and The Seven Little People

 

Beauty and the Lower Animal

(Beauty and the Beast)

 

Staring Peter Dinklage?

 

The Well-behaved, The Morally Challenged, and The Not-so-pleasant-to-look-at

(The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly)

 

Real fish have curves

(Big fish)

 

Crushing Mouthparts

(Jaws)

 

You're beauty is enhanced by my state of mind.

(You're pretty when I'm drunk - Bloodhound gang)

 

Caucasian Men Are Vertically Challenged.

 

Shine on, you psychiatrically diagnosed diamond

 

Ha, good one

 

Ah, White Men Cant Jump

 

Throw One Who Identifies As Mature Female Gender from the Train

(Throw Momma from the Train)

 

Polite Disagreement Inclusive Organization

(Fight Club)

 

Hearing-impaired Leppard - "Pour Some High Fructose Corn Syrup on Me"

(Yes, I know it's Def, not Deaf)

 

I wanna ask for your consent before I hold your hand by the Beatles