Chain letter; please pass it on and get good luck for two years. This really works!!!

nooooo its supossed to say 'now you have to send this to 1000000 people in 5 minutes or else you will be kidnapped by a pack of ninja elves and thrown off a tall building.'





fuck me raw, bird.


CHIRP, CHIRP, MUTHAFUCKA!

 

I prefer to fuck you medium rare.

 

Personally, I'd prefer to be 'well done.'


God, that's an awful pun.

 

I prefer to hear 'well done' after I fucked someone 'medium rare'.

Gee, I am such a dork.

 

i dont give a shit, as long as bird is fucking my lights out.