Celebrity Jokes

anybody got any celebrity jokes?

What do you call it when Taylor Swift kicks someone in the butt?
a swift kick in the ass

 

idk if this is a celebrity. but..

why does helen keller masturbate with one hand? so she can moan with the other.

 

Winona Ryder
Courtney Cox

 

What's O.J.Simpson's internet address? - Slash Slash Backslash Slash Slash Escape

 

What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair? - The front row of a Justin Bieber concert.

 

Why didn't Lindsay Lohan have to go in for her annual gynecologist exam this summer? Her doctor told her that he had already examined her over the internet.

 

What has 100 legs and an IQ of 50?
The first row at a Toby Keith concert

 

ellen degenerous died.. they found her face up in ricky lake..