I have been enjoying public masturbation for 40+ years and never been caught. This year. Now I'm in my sixty first year, I must be getting clumsy. I've been caught twice. The first time I was using a customers bathroom. And have told the story in an earlier post. The second time was yesterday. I often masturbate as I drive and was doing so yesterday. The weather was warm so I decided to pull over to a lay by in a quiet road, or in the countryside. I backed up so the rear of the car was away from the road and lifted the tailgate . Dropped my shorts, and sat at the back of the car. After a few minuets a heard a noise and looked up. There was a group of walkers. About six middle age women three or four younger women and two men. All stood looking at me. How I didn't hear the arrive ill never know. Some of the younger women were laughing. As were a couple of the older ones. One of the older women shouted that I was a dirty old man and she should ring the police. As I stood up to try and get my shorts up that were around my ankles I stumbled a bit and took one or two steps towards the group. One of the men, who up to now hadn't said anything stepped forward and punched my in the face. That sent me staggering backwards I hit my head in the raised tailgate and sat down hard on the floor with my shorts and underwear in a tangle round my calves. It then I ejaculated, quite a considerable amount up my T shirt and into the dirt. I was attempting to get up with a sore lip and tangled up clothing round my legs they all turned and started to walk away along the road. Some still laughing. Two of the older women were telling the man who punched me he went too far, at least a couple of the younger ones looked a bit concerned, but none offered to help me up
Recently I was caught naked in my yard by my neighbor, A pretty woman, maybe twelve years younger than me. I tend to be named in my garden and from time to time I would hear her talking with a friend just over the fence. All of a sudden she was talking to me and nicely not upset or anything. We talked for a few minutes casually as if we were both dressed. I began getting an erection, her eyes clearly noticing and she smiled. "So you've got a red face but you don't walk away and you're also aroused?" She talked me into playing with myself and watched as I came in front of her. That was a great time.
Getting caught is the worst out doors I remember me and a couple of mates caught once wanking in an abandoned building for this girl we fancied.
