carry on a conversation using only movie quotes...

Did I hear a "niner" in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?

 

Yes That Was Me Calling....And As You Can Quite Easily See......."Not Only Do I Have A Gun In My Pocket...But I'm Pleased To See You"....



Cheers Glen.

 

Whoa! Okay, you are now firing a gun . . . at your imaginary friend . . . near 400 gallons or nitroglycerin!

 

Are you talkin to me? You must be talkin to me, cuz I don't see anyone else here. You talkin to ME? Are YOU talkin to ME!?!

 

Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?

 

No...I was just drawn this way!

 

Every time I come in the kitchen.... YOU'RE in the kitchen! Eatin' up all the food!

 

You'll shut your mouth if ya know whats good for ya!

 

Keep the change, you filthy animal.

 

You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?

 

Hold on I'm on my hamburger phone...

 

...no it was cordless....

 

Hey did you know I finished college.....

 

Rollo: So what's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus?
Juno MacGuff: I don't know. It's not seasoned yet.
[grabs products]
Juno MacGuff: I'll take some of these. Nope... There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy.
[shakes pregnancy tester]
Rollo: That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet.

 

you're really weird

 

What we've got here, is a failure to communicate......

 

E.T phone home?.....

 

maybe he's a deformed kid?

 

but one hell of a cook

 

"i am Jill's nipples."