Carlos Santana is a heartless man

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by lover/young_peace, Jan 18, 2005.

  1. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

    My new Carlos Santana shoes HURT like an angry bitch who can't find the tampons. :(

    Oh wait... I like this song...

    "I'm special,
    So special,
    I got to have some of your attention,
    Give it to me!"

  2. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

    I like that song too.... and I'm sorry about your shoes... nice analogy though! lol
  3. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

    It's not like Carlos made those shoes himself... ;)
  4. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Actually, Carlos Santana did. That's what he does in his spare time and like... backstage after concerts.
  5. I wasn't aware that he made shoes. Is he doing this in case the music thing doesn't work out? heh.
  6. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Yeah... sort of an investment... that way he'll have something to do at home when he gets really old and then decides to retire. :D
  7. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

    WHAT?!?! :( Oh, I am so taking these back!

    Ahaha... I tried to wear them through the ice. I fell on my ass. :D
  8. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Umm... wouldn't they be difficult to get on if they were under ice and you had to put your feet through the ice. :eek: that would hurt... badly.
  9. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

    don't you just hate how he exploited that sweet little rob thomas?

    ..........and michelle branch. :X :mad:
  10. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Better than exploiting Michael Jackson.
  11. snelio37

    snelio37 Member

    eeu- image
  12. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

    he's whiter than a barenaked ladies concert! :D :D :D
  13. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

  14. sprout

    sprout DeadHead

    sheeet Carlos was the best thing to ever happen to that little focker

    about the shoes though...... at least slave kids don't make em'.......or do they?
  15. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

    muahhaha i was not telling the truth dear boy. he was like the best thing that ever happened to michelle branch.

    oh sprout. you're very good looking i might add! :D
  16. sprout

    sprout DeadHead

    Thanks very much. I can say the same for you :H

    Yeah not even Carlos Santana was enough to keep Michelle Branch going.....
  17. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

  18. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

    what do these fancy bitch shoes look like :eek:
  19. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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