Caption contest again.

We've had this kind of competition before, a while back. Can you think of a caption to fit the picture. If a picture speaks a thousand words maybe we can pen a few of them. The first one is a toughie, just to sort the men out from the boys, and the women from the little girls.

So, what do you think is being said here?



Do you find these suits are a bastard to wear when you have to go through customs?

 

At last I discovered an outfit to conceal my camel toe!

 

Hmmm yeah chrome is ok until your knickers ride up your ass crack

 

seated woman : I see we are both wearing the latest chastity belt

woman standing : hmm I might ditch mine, the other day some bastard shouted "oy iron pants, dont walk past any magnets FFS"

 

Or - god dont you hate these uniforms? every time I go for a piss I need a tin opener

 

or, dont you think men should have to guess what colour youve got on ?

 

OR

my best yet

wow same hair same clothes same makeup I bet our vaggies even smell the same

 

Well done Jemima, and Ronald.

Here is our next caption pic:



"When I grow up I'm going to use this cotton bud to clean out some of my ear wax. (then use the wax as a lubricant)"

 

Fear me...I am Cue Tip Man!

 

hahaha funny funny... im not clever or witty enough to come up with anything on either of them!

 

OOh the libertarians on this forum are all real nice boys I can vouch for that !

 

rip my shorts off and shove your schnoodenzcrackerz up my vargezvord

 

Well done everyone. Here's one more. It's an easy one:



John Wayne waved a warm hello to the lice colony living in his wife's cakehole.

 

"have you ever considered experimenting sexually with another woman?

 

I knew this spanking robot would make masturbation so much more exciting

 

press your tits harder against my shaft !

 

Splendid. Now here's another one:



"AIEEEE!!! I didn't teach you the Vulcan Pinch so you could exercise it on my nipple, you illogical fuckwit!!!"

 

Ah! Fresh piercing! Fresh piercing!

 

Shit spock - did u see the size of that fuckin rat !!!!

 

puttin on weight spock - soon you'll be a chubby bastard like me