Caption contest again.

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by White Scorpion, May 27, 2007.

  1. White Scorpion

    White Scorpion 4umotographer

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    We've had this kind of competition before, a while back. Can you think of a caption to fit the picture. If a picture speaks a thousand words maybe we can pen a few of them. The first one is a toughie, just to sort the men out from the boys, and the women from the little girls.

    So, what do you think is being said here?

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    Do you find these suits are a bastard to wear when you have to go through customs?
     
  2. Jemima Truffles

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    At last I discovered an outfit to conceal my camel toe!
     
  3. Paxman

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    Hmmm yeah chrome is ok until your knickers ride up your ass crack
     
  4. ronald Macdonald

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    seated woman : I see we are both wearing the latest chastity belt

    woman standing : hmm I might ditch mine, the other day some bastard shouted "oy iron pants, dont walk past any magnets FFS"
     
  5. ronald Macdonald

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    Or - god dont you hate these uniforms? every time I go for a piss I need a tin opener
     
  6. ronald Macdonald

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    or, dont you think men should have to guess what colour youve got on ?
     
  7. ronald Macdonald

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    OR

    my best yet

    wow same hair same clothes same makeup I bet our vaggies even smell the same
     
  8. White Scorpion

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    Well done Jemima, and Ronald.

    Here is our next caption pic:

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    "When I grow up I'm going to use this cotton bud to clean out some of my ear wax. (then use the wax as a lubricant)"
     
  9. Jemima Truffles

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    Fear me...I am Cue Tip Man!
     
  10. ethereal

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    hahaha funny funny... im not clever or witty enough to come up with anything on either of them!
     
  11. ronald Macdonald

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    OOh the libertarians on this forum are all real nice boys I can vouch for that !
     
  12. ronald Macdonald

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    rip my shorts off and shove your schnoodenzcrackerz up my vargezvord
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  13. White Scorpion

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    Well done everyone. Here's one more. It's an easy one:

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    John Wayne waved a warm hello to the lice colony living in his wife's cakehole.
     
  14. shovel250

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    "have you ever considered experimenting sexually with another woman?
     
  15. ronald Macdonald

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    I knew this spanking robot would make masturbation so much more exciting
     
  16. ronald Macdonald

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    press your tits harder against my shaft !
     
  17. White Scorpion

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    Splendid. Now here's another one:

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    "AIEEEE!!! I didn't teach you the Vulcan Pinch so you could exercise it on my nipple, you illogical fuckwit!!!"
     
  18. Cuban

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    Ah! Fresh piercing! Fresh piercing!
     
  19. ronald Macdonald

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    Shit spock - did u see the size of that fuckin rat !!!!
     
  20. ronald Macdonald

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    puttin on weight spock - soon you'll be a chubby bastard like me
     

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