Capt Caveman/woman kind of flirting tactics

are a real drag … Is that how it was way back when I ask myself as I'm bludgeoned repeatedly with an I don't know what to make of whatever I'm being bludgeoned with. Did cavemen/woman really go around beating each other repeatedly as a flirting tactic? I remember in elementary school kinda being mean as a way to flirt, but we're not in elementary school anymore Alice.

At some point in life we gotta put away our old ways and change them a little … At one time it was bars and strip clubs, before that is was high school crushes and friends and decadence, before that it was a note with little yes no boxes, and before that was the mean kinda "I don't like you" ...but I do flirt so … I'm gonna be MEAN.

Anyway, what's next on this little adventure? I kinda know my next but kinda don't still, but I think it might be interesting and dreamy if nothing else.

 

Well.... what can I say?

 

Anything you like or choose to I guess. Cave people way back when were like itty bitty compared to us today. I'm think along the lines of Gulliver's Travels and the little people who tied him down while he was on his adventure. They were umm … less than kind it seems.

 

Now I'm thinking rodeo and a lasso and … It's crazy. I gotta go soon … The walking gets extremely difficult, but the thought of settling in somewhere I'm unable to do what I need to do for myself is more than just a little unappealing. It's not like I'm being lasso'ed (sp?) and more like GET THE HELL OUUUTTTT!!!! So that's what I'm doing. I'm getting out and soon. Have you ever tried to make friends with a junkyard dog by stealing his food?

 

James and the giant peach … Was that a decent movie?

 

Nobody has the faintest clue what cavemen were like. But all you have to do to flirt with a girl is blow things out of proportion in a sarcastic tone of voice. For example, if she says she lost something, say, "Oh, way to go Suzannah." Then she'll say stop it, and you'll both giggle, and you're flirting. This is what passes for humor. Every funny guy does the exact same goddamned thing.

 

I thought everyone knew who Captain Caveman (and his teen Angels) were ???

 

*sigh* UNGA BUNGA.

 

if hipforums has taught me anything, the next step is joining internet forums that have nothing to do with hooking up, and posting threads saying "i'm straight and i love my wife, but i really want a married guy to let me suck his big throbbing cock. email me if interested."

you posted a picture and i still have no idea who he is.

 

Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels - Wikipedia

 

I've just realised that when I was a kid I found that image of Gulliver tied down to be really weird, like it made me feel weird to look at it, and then I grew up and like bondage.

 

I think eye contact can be alarmingly flirtatious.

 

IIRC he was in Wacky Races as well . I think I had my first girl crush on Penelope Pitstop !

The rest of this thread is too deep for me on a Monday Morning

 

I've experienced and thoroughly enjoyed a barrage of flirting tactics from women.

Compliments on my shoes
Compliments on my hair
2 arms around my neck with hug goodbye
Asking me to drive them home
Asking me to dance with them
Asking for my phone number
Asking me to walk them to their car
Touching on my arms
Buying me a drink
A consistent eye fuck towards me

Pulling my hand walking in a direction they want to go
&
A conversation on coming over to my house to help me with my creative project


My most memorable and favorite of all flirting tactic by women were:

An Insulting comment towards me
Slap across my face
&
Getting hit in the back repeatedly with a pool que

I'm always on the look out and paying attention for the multiple ways women flirt.

The female mind is flowing with creativity when it comes to flirting. Women are overwhelming intune with it naturally.
Men have to get way better in seeing it happen and acting on it immediately.

Flirt rejection or ignorance can be felt in seconds by either the man or woman.......
You gotta reciprocate the flirt back if you want to have fun, hang out and stay in a playful game.

Good times....

 

When it comes to body language and eye contact women are experts at it. Its always puzzled me as to why women practice it when only a handful of guys know how to read it . I have in the past had prod a guy in the direction of a woman because he just couldn't read her body language.

 

Women are always practicing it because they are weeding out the confident men that want to have fun and be playful.......from the unconfident boys sitting on their hands or holding a drink in front of their chest being a voiceless wall flower.

 

Our modern language still has some remnants of the grunting cavemen who came before us. In the movies, cavemen do a whole lot of grunting and pointing. We modern humans, on the other hand, have evolved language. We have words like Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and twerk.

 

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