Capitol rioter dies after reportedly tasering himself in the balls

Discussion in 'Latest News' started by Joshua Tree, Jan 8, 2021.

  1. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

    Unconfirmed reports are that Kevin Greeson had a taser on his belt which accidentally fired off into his nether regions while trying to remove a painting and he then died of a heart attack.

    Personally there seems to be something appropriate about this sorry story in the context of the whole Trump / MAGA saga. Futility and idiocy combined.
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  2. soulpoker

    soulpoker Members

    Watch them try to blame Antifa on that. Or Obama. I wish I were kidding.
    Last edited: Jan 8, 2021
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  3. Vladimir Illich

    Vladimir Illich Supporters Lifetime Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Hmmmm - fried sweet meats anyone ??? ;):D
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  4. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    The headline says it all.

    Kevin Greeson from Alabama had a heart attack and 'in the midst of the excitement' and died while storming the Capitol Building on Wednesday.
  5. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

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    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment

  7. Boozercruiser

    Boozercruiser Kenny HipForums Supporter

    It obviously couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy!

    That’s Rest In Piss! :laughing:
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  8. 16swan

    16swan New Member

    Death by missadventure... appropriate
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  9. Friar Turk

    Friar Turk Dankin' and Tankin'

    this is absolutely the best news that i have heard ALL DAY
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  10. Sambone

    Sambone Members Lifetime Supporter

    Yup, mine too. I wonder if it hurt a lot before he kilt over?
  11. sherman march

    sherman march Members

    reminds me of a true news story from where I live from a year or so back. a guy with a concealed gun permit was eating at a local buffet and when he sat down his gun accidentally went off and shot him in the you-know-what. ambulance called to take him to hospital. I can only imagine how the ER staff laughed
  12. Vladimir Illich

    Vladimir Illich Supporters Lifetime Supporter HipForums Supporter

    If he lived, does he now speak with a high squeaky voice ???
  13. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter HipForums Supporter

    State Farm had a guy who bought a brand new Ford explorer, went ice fishing and threw a stick of dynamite in the hole, only to have his dog decide he was trying to play fetch. The guy chased his dog around the car yelling at it, and the dog hid under the car with the dynamite. His insurance claim was refused, on the basis that its illegal to fish with dynamite. Thus far, we've had one woman trampled to death in the riot, while carrying a flag that says, "Don't Tread On Me!"

    One African tribe sums up the human condition, insist that, "Mother Nature's love is irresistible, but she has a wicked sense of humor!" Hollywood writers have nothing on human stupidity.
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  14. Calamity Jane

    Calamity Jane Members

    Maybe he felt that his cause needed a shot in the arm.........but he missed?
  15. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter HipForums Supporter

    The rioters resemble what you might expect if PT Barnum's Freak Show caught fire.
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  16. Calamity Jane

    Calamity Jane Members

    Yes, where 16 of them pile into a Volkswagen to escape the scene
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