Can't Get a Damn Drink!

So, I was going to go to the bar across the street for a drink, as I do every Tuesday, because well, it's a good day to drink...

But it's packed with faggots and christians cheering on this one guy from my school who's a finalist in American Idol.

Fuck you, American Idol, for destroying my Tuesday drinking. This is the second Tuesday in a row, and I am not amused.

I met the guy a couple of times back in the day, we talked about Jesus and I rolled him a cigarette, but then he decided that smoking was wrong.

 

well that's a damned shame. cheaper to drink at home anyway.

 

Yeah, liquor store is a drive away though, bar is pretty damn convenient.

 

try some wine soaked tofu

 

fuck you, american idol, for ruining more than just his tuesday drinking. DAMN YOUUUUU!

 

I might just go to the bar after all the frenzy is over.

With a shotgun.

I don't believe in tofu.

 

i believe that tofu exists, and that it is a thoughtfully made substance, but in a time of hunger it is not my savior.

 

i'm on my fourth pounder of pbr tonight. 5 bucks for a sixpack of pints, its a good deal. its a warm night, i'm really enjoying it.

 

There is no tofu.

There is no god.

 

i tried to get drunk and enjoy the weather, but it rained all over me.

now i'm just drunk and sitting in my apartment with nothing to do...

 

Yeah, I can get a 12 pack of regular ol' pbrs for 6.99$, which is decent. 30 packs went up 2 bucks in the last couple of months, so fuck that for now. Most of my friends are switching to Miller High Life... faggots.

 

At the moment I'm digging the high-class wine.. quite expensive though so it ain't a regular thing.

Tokaji Aszu 2000, mmm

 

Dude, I've been wanting a drink for the past week. (Another kid at school died and it's just reminding me of everything that went on with Austin.) I seriously want a goddess damned beer! And watching Beerfest this weekend was not helping my situation.

 

Go in there, crack some skulls and drink their blood.

I'm sure the alcohol coarsing through their veins will give you a nice buzz along with that fresh blood high!

 

You think you better than them?

 

Nevermind. Got a drink, and even got to be on the evening news saying how much I hate American Idol and how the dude should be crucified.

All in good fun.

 

Are you still in Allah-bum-ya?

 

If that means Bible Belt, then yes.

 

My car battery died today as I was getting the mail for my parents. It's passed out at the post office right now. I tried to boost it in the rain, it worked for about two minutes but quit on me.

I need a new battery.

The worst part, is that I was supposed to drive into town to hand in my final essay tonight. Luckily, I had emailed it to my account so I was able to send it to my profs and explain the whole "Um, I'm not going to be in class tonight..." story a couple hours beforehand.

 

I'll show you a good bible belting.