can't cum in shower

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by broken_symlink, Jun 7, 2012.

  1. broken_symlink

    broken_symlink Member

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    It would be really convenient in terms of clean up if I could masturbate in the shower, but every time I've tried I haven't been able to cum. I've even tried sitting down in the shower and doing it, but nothing.
     
  2. hitman73

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    But all said its not hard to wank into a facecloth or a sock or something and chuck it in the wash.
     
  3. Michael1985

    Michael1985 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    It is much harder to do standing than lying down. You really have to rub more aggressively and for a much longer time. I believe you can do it, but I wonder if maybe you aren't rubbing hard enough or giving up too soon.
     
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  4. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    I can but I don't like it cuz I get weak in the knees but worse using soap for lube hurts when I cum because some works down into my penis and it burns a little
     
  5. broken_symlink

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    I use a sock right now, but some days I feel like using nothing, on those days it would be nice if I could do it in the shower...
     
  6. DMFP

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    If you really fancy doing it in the shower what about not wanking for a few days then you will be much hornier - might that work for you?
     
  7. krog180

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    i can wank anywhere in the shower out the front in a car on a bus or train on the roof at the zoo behind the church in an old abandon farm house
     
  8. DMFP

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    Hmmm, you live near me?

    Can I watch? :love:
     
  9. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    it's not as convenient as you might think. that shit sticks to the floor, refuses to go down the drain, gets on your feet and in your leg hair. just jerk into some toilet paper.
     
  10. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    I could never masturbate while standing up. Come to that I find it pretty much impossible from sitting position. Even when I start off in a sitting position it's not long before I find I've moved down to a lying position.
     
  11. Kwyjibo

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    I hate jerking off in the shower. It takes a lot longer because you're standing up. You would think it's easier to clean up, but cum doesn't wash off easily with water. Instead, it clumps up and you'll find it in your leg hairs later in the day even though you thought you cleaned it all up.
     
  12. Bent Cold Sidewalk

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    I get off in the shower, doesn't take very long usually but I'm a girl. ;-) Standing up does make it harder to get off, sitting isn't comfortable, I have to be careful with soap for lube don't want any in my **** either. You ever sit on the side of the tub instead?
     
  13. DMFP

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    Why don't you just shoot onto the floor of the shower? I find it easy then to whoosh it down the shower plug hole with the shower attachment - no cum on my hairy legs:)
     
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  14. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    not everyone has a shower attachment...

    when i've shot it on the floor it has always ended up staying right where i shot it, and i have to coerce it into the drain with my hands or feet, which it then decides to stick to, and eventually ends up everywhere except down the drain.
     
  15. Homie_B

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    exactly...I'll get out of the shower and wonder why my leg feels extra dry and theres a stream of dried nut going down my right leg.


    Dont beat off into cheap toilet paper, because it leaves residue and if your woman see's that. You are a moron, loser, lazy ass masturbater in her mind. (well thats what I think my thought)
     
  16. hitman73

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    I can cum standing up, but it takes ages. Only time i cum easily in the shower is when my wife is in there with me and i wank and cum on her stomach.
     
  17. Midasflower

    Midasflower Visitor

    I wank in the shower pretty much every day. Soap the balls and shaft up, jerk off then shoot my load down towards the plug hole. Job done.
     
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