Can't afford a ticket to a festival this year?

Then have a wank!

That's right, spunk one off into a small tub, give it to Ireland, and get a free ticket for any festival in Europe.

I'm not joking! Look here--->

http://www.spermfortickets.com/

 

Hehe, that's pretty funny. And pretty cool. If they did something like that in the U.S. I'd have tendonitis in my elbow and battle wounds on my penis.

 

Kinda invents a whole new meaning to the word Woodstock.

 

ohhhhmyyyyy *blush* what do the ladies get to do to get free tickets?

 

They've been inundated with applications for this apparently LOL

http://www.nme.com/news/various-artists/35133