Cannabis Cooking-many 'fake recipes'?

I had read a while back a few recipes to use a lil bit of cannabis to make cannabutter and get 'strong effects'. One involved simmering 1g of weed in a small amount of butter then putting the butter in a drink. I tried this, and felt nothing, the next one said to put a half gram in some peanut butter, inbetween 2 crackers, wrap in tin foil and bake for 15-20 minutes. I also tried this, and nothing. And there was one about putting a gram in slightly boiling water with butter in it, let the butter rise to the top, then eat the butter, this also did nothing. And one about putting it ontop of a cookie and in the microwave for 1 minute, I didnt even bother with this one, didnt sound right. Now Ive wasted about 3-4 grams that I could of easily smoked or made ISO Hash oil from and gotten high as hell. And I jus wanted to know what the deal was with these recipes, has anyone else tried a similar one and gotten any good results on it? Anyone know any REAL recipes that actually work, etc;

 

The only reason I haven't eaten weed yet is because most of the recipies just sound retarded. If any one knows an effective way to get high from eating weed please share. Some one told me that they ate a half gram joint and got high, but considering who told me this i'd say its complete bullshit.

 

ive made weed butter 4 times about, 6 grames all together
weed milk 2 times, 2 grams all together
firecrackers(cracker with PB) 4 times, 4 grams all together
and none worked what the fuck. i dont get it

 

just smoke the weed

 

you're just wasting good weed...smoking it is effective and you know that already so just stick with it and stop wasting all this good bud

 

you have to cook it for a certain amount of time before it will release thc. trust me it works. check erowid

 

what!??? eating weed is the shit!!

1g of mid-grade weed will get me HIGH AS A KITE for at LEAST 10 hours!!! i'll get so damn high i lose control of my muscles!

don't fuck around with microwaves and crackers. jesus. just make some brownies or make OIL. it's easy all you have to do is crush the bud really well and simmer it gently in vegetable oil. i put 20g of weed in about a 1/2 cup (or more) of oil and used it to make 20 brownies. after i ODed on eating ONE brownie i started eating half brownies and would still get fucked as hell ALL night long.

if you're not getting higher than you've ever been from eating weed you're obviously not doing it right! be careful though you can easily black out if you eat too much! you might be stoned for 18 hours!

 

Dude, I've made weed butter before, put it into brownies and it worked. We cooked in butter or oil for an hour or so, and that shit got us fucked up.

 

sounds like the first guys on the post didn't use enough weed. The first time I ever took off was on brownies so I know it works. I'm fargin" huge 380 pounds at the time. A skinny as a stick stoner should be able to fly off a that tish. I'm gonna recomend an oil thermometer and research to find the temp to release the thc.

 

200 degrees celsius, maybe a tiny wee-bit more.

if you do it right, 1/2 gram will have you pretty out there. 1g will be pushing it.

 

i dont see why it's not working for u guys....

camping 2 weekends ago me and some friends made "weed pancakes"

how i made them was i used about 4 tablespoons of butter, i then chopped up weed, and let a frying pan star to heat up

i then took the butter, put in the in the pan until it had melted into a small pile, then tossed the bud into it and let it simmer, while i was stirring it around, it eventually turned black but that was after like 10 minutes of simmering

i then simply put all the weed and butter into a pancake mix, cooked up the pancakes and then ate them

the 2 chicks i was with fucking passed out and slept for like 16 hours, while the 2 guys were just totally fucked laughing and tripping, i was ok and wanted to drink bad since it was our last night camping, but everyone passed out off the pancakes

 

"If any one knows an effective way to get high from eating weed please share."
my friend made weed cookies once, all he did was made cookie batter, and tossed in the p ot mixed it all together and put it on cookies sheets and made cookies. no butter or anything, and they worked fine