There are far too many slutty drunk chicks out and about on Halloween for me to stay home and tend to the kiddos
Not handing out candy because.... I will be taking Case trick or treating. He practices like ten times a day for it. Yea, I know it really doesn't need practice.... but he seems to think it does. anyways when I have handed out candy... I get cheap shit, like dum dums. haha, seriously. cause there would literally be hundreds and hundreds of kids where I lived when I handed up candy... didn't have the cash for like, candy bars back then. now id prolly buy decent candy, but like I said, I will not be here... I will be getting candy w c. (and eating my half of it, right)
I'll be taking my kiddos 'round the neighborhood for an hour or so, then come home to pass out candy. I usually get blow pops and fun size chocolate bars.
"Fun size" is so stupid. You know what would be fun? A full sized fuckin chocolate bar. Edit: To be clear, I'm not saying the actual 'fun sized' bars are stupid.....just the name
Give 'em an apple and they'll stab ya' in the neck. They need tooth shortener and lots of it!! Guess I'll walk around with my lovely grand daughter. 10 yoa.
Laughing, just remembering a friend of mine from years back. I asked what he was giving the kiddies for halloween this year. Says loudly: Fuck those little cocksuckers--I catch any of 'em on my porch, I''ll drop kick 'em out into the middle of the fuckin' street!!! Right. Guy bought a washtub full of stuff for the little ones and was very gracious to them all. He got me for a minute ,tho. Guess I'll get some Hersheys Kisses for my doorway visiters.
yes, give those out.. they put more kids in the hospital than razor apples and poison apples combined.. food allergy issues! Here is a 2013 list of peanut and tree-nut free candies and other sweets that we developed for use in elementary schools. Remember: to check ingredient lists each & every time as recipes and manufacturing practices change from time to time! Peanut and Tree-Nut Free Candy ♦ DIVVIES(anything made by Divvies) – www.divvies.com ♦ Haribo Gummi Candies (anything made by Haribo) ♦ Surf Sweets Natural gummies & jelly beans – www.surfsweets.com ♦ Vermont Nut Free Chocolates ♦ Skittles ♦ Peeps ♦ Swedish Fish ♦ Altoids Mints, Original & Cinnamon (not Chocolate variety) ♦ Mike and Ikes ♦ Hershey (plain) chocolate bars, personal size only(not King size, not Minis) ♦ Hershey (plain) chocolate Kisses(not King Size, not Holiday/Seasonal Bags) ♦ Wonka’s Nerds & Nerds Rope ♦ Laffy Taffy ♦ Runts ♦ Dubble Bubble gum ♦ Tootsie Pops & Tootsie Rolls (anything made by Tootsie) ♦ Junior Mints ♦ Lifesaver Gummies ♦ Smarties ♦ Sour Patch Kids – all varieties ♦ Whoppers ♦ Sweet Tarts ♦ Dum Dum lollipops click here for their interactive website with Halloween games ♦ Bottle Caps ♦ Pop Rocks ♦ Now and Laters ♦ Zours ♦ Hot Tamales ♦ Red Vines ♦ Jolly Rancher hard candy, lollipops and gummi candy ♦ York Peppermint Patties ♦ Twizzlers ♦ Rolos ♦ Starburst fruit chew, lollipops and jelly beans ♦ Kraft Marshmallows ♦ Trader Joe’s Milk Chocolate Chips, Trader Joe’s Semi Sweet Chocolate Chips
Assorted candy bars :2thumbsup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmSP5b_Mi6g"]Halloween III - Silver Shamrock Montage - YouTube Hotwater
