Canada v. US! TO THE DEATH!

That's it, we're fighting. I've been sharing a continent with you assholes for, I dunno, six years? History sucks - and what have you done for me? What have you produced other than Jon Stewart? And he's canceled out by Celine Dion! Over there all smug with your universal health care and French. Well I've had enough! I will smite the shit out of you! IT'S ON! It's broughten! Hadouken! Yarrrrrrrrrrr

You Brits and other nationalities can pick whichever side you like.

I may still be drunk.

 

Leonard Cohen & Jim Carrey, nigga.

 

Also cancel each other out. And you're not allowed to use that word unless you're black. But if you are black, you can be my new best black internet friend! I'm not racist! Some of my best friends on the internet might be black!

 

Bitch, I be talkin' pure Baltimore, cuz.

 

Why bother fighting with them?

If the U.S. just ignores them,

they'll go away.

 

Canada doesn't exist. I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

People from the Wisconsin/Montana region refer to themselves as "Canada" out of shame.

 

That is an excellent and almost certainly correct theory, Sir Rubin.

 

pavel's right.

 

Everything North of the U.S. is just ice, snow, Eskimos, and moose.

 

Y-you mean Aristartle isn't REAL?!?!?!

I'm heartbroken...

 

Who the hell is that? You people and your "real names."

EDIT: I mean Pavel.

EDIT 2: No one said Aristartle isn't real. (Although that's probably true too.) Just that Aristartle is probably from Montana.

 

no, she's just from wisconsin.

 

There's no difference between Montana and Wisconsin, is there? Good.

 

and polar bears. i think i~s is really a polar bear trying to lure someone up to her igloo bear den to feed to her furry little babies.

 

just the speed limit.

 

Y-you mean Aristartle is a cheesehead?!?!

I'm hearbroken...

 

no one's perfect, man.

 

Texans are. Just ask one

 

Texan girls take it up the butt. It's true! I saw it on the internet!

 

Wisconsin has those FABULOUS fried cheese curds!!!