can you

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Fractual_, May 23, 2004.

  1. Fractual_

    Fractual_ cosmos factory

    break a boner??
     
  2. :) yes you can. a boner is just the blood vessels filling up, so what would actually happen is you would be ripping the veins and the flesh.

    I dont think its worth a try!
     
  3. Sailor

    Sailor Member

    I once read that emergency rooms gets quite a few broken dicks in... Most of the patients claim that they fell on a slippery bathroom floor:D (I say rough sex).
     
  4. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    Yep. You can actually fracture your dick. I hear its the most painful thing in existance and you have to see a hospital immediatly
     
  5. Fractual_

    Fractual_ cosmos factory

    ***cringes***


    just the thought of it gives me the heeby jeebies
     
  6. I know! Girls, if you're ever on top, be careful with him. If you come down on him too hard, you'll break it.....
     
  7. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    DAmn you backlogged this one girlie
     
  8. lol thats what happens in the movie the new guy
     
  9. Al13n

    Al13n Member

    yeah, that teacher giving him a hand job was pullin a lil too hard :p
     
  10. mebesideme

    mebesideme Member

    Man, I have had my penis bend into some awful positions where I thought it would break before. One time at my grandma's house, my girl was riding me and we heard my gma coming home, so she lifted up and then slipped and came down on my cock really hard, it bent, like perpendicular. I didn't get another hardon for days. It sucked sooooo bad.
     
  11. t-dub

    t-dub Pass me the pepper

    all i can say is im glad i dont have one... OWWWW!!!!
     
  12. monosphere

    monosphere Holly's Hubby

    Yeah, there are drawbacks to having a penis.


    On the bright side, we can easily pee wherever we choose.
     
  13. 8footsativa_chik

    8footsativa_chik Waka Chang-Chang

    Yer damnit!:mad::rolleyes:
     
  14. velvet

    velvet Banned

  15. 8footsativa_chik

    8footsativa_chik Waka Chang-Chang

    Haha thats pretty damn funny actually. itd be abit weird at first i suppose, but would definately come in handy. LOL
     
  16. monosphere

    monosphere Holly's Hubby

    Ya had to bring up the 'p-mate'. You're taking away all of our advantages to being male!
     
  17. velvet

    velvet Banned

    Hehehe.. well.. mastrubating is still more easy for guys than for girls I think.. you've got something to hold on to ;)
     
  18. ntphishin

    ntphishin Member

    Hahahaha....so where do you keep the pee mate when your not using it? In your purse? I don't know if it'll sell.

    I don't know about masturbating being any easier for us. Girls i know seem to manage just fine.
     
  19. velvet

    velvet Banned

    You can fold it in half and then it's pretty small.. I keep one in my bag/purse.. it's actually a pretty big hit on festivals, since there are usually more places for males to use the toilet than for us girls. Even if you have to do it in the bushes.. using that beats pulling your pants down completely. They are made out of a thick paper and you can just throw'm away after you're done. Pretty nifty.
     
  20. ntphishin

    ntphishin Member

    hahahahah - Im still laughing. It probably come in its own special carrying case. :p

    Ok, so you girls have invented a way to pee standing up. But here's the challenge. Can any of you write your name in the snow using the Pee Mate? First girl who can do this and post a picture will get a prize. If you don't have any snow, find something else to write on. :D
     

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