Can you....?

yes.


can you go three months without a hairbrush or comb without getting dreds?

 

hell no.

can you eat a party size pizza by yourself in one sitting?

 

easily

can you watch a complete trilogy of movies back-to-back without the aid of marijuana?

 

I'd probably get bored of sitting for so long, but yes.

Can you stand in the same spot for 8 hours straight?

 

without moving at all? I doubt it. But i can sit for about 30 hours. Have done so on a bus.

Can you say I love you in 5 languages?

 

no, only two
that would be amazing if i could

can you imagine a world like john lennons?

 

Yes. The Twin Towers would still be standing.

Can you can't?

 

Indeed I can't.

Can you write your name in the snow with urine?

 

Yes, i just put it into my airbrush first.

Can you burp the names of the entire starting line up on opening day of the 1987 Minnesota Twins?

 

Negative.

Can you make miso soup using only ingredients found in your home?

 

No. Absolutely no ingredients in the room I now call home.

Can you spot a morman from 200metres?

 

Only if they are on their bikes AND wearing their name badges.



Can you compute PI to 43,239 decimals digits with out the aid of some form of calculating computerlike thingy?

 

Never actually tried it but I doubt it.

Can you listen to an entire Celine Dion album without trying to cut off your ears?

 

Yes. I think. Never tried, but I really like my ears.


Can you think of any reason I shouldnt get a 50 inch tv?

 

YES, it would be cheaper to get a life.

Can you go a month without TV?

 

money?


can you wiggle your ears?

 

you beat me to it! yes i can go a month without tv. can you wiggle your ears?

 

I can wiggle my ears, I have a life (RT obviously)
and can you whittle?

 

No.

Can you dream in another language?

 

i cannot because i dont know one.


can you slap yourself in the face without flinching?