Can you....?

This thread is about things you can or can not do.

I will ask the first question and then someone else can ask another question, etc. etc. ad infinitum.

Can you lick your nose?

 

barely, but yeah.
Can you put your legs behind your head?

 

Only my left one.

Can you bend your fingers back and touch your arm?

 

No, I can only do that with one leg. Or could do that, I have not tried since I stopped doing yoga.

Can you close one eye and still see things in 3D?

 

Technicaly no.

Can you tip your head back, balance a malteaser on your lips and blow out so it floats in the air above your mouth?

 

Yes i actually done that one but with a folio ball (if i understood what you're saying)

Can you sing dance and play instrument while you draw or write?
I seriously wanna know how you can do that if ya can.

 

No.

Can you make it through 2 girls 1 cup without losing your boner?

 

Absolutely not.

can you carry a half dozen bagels on your erection?

 

at least a half dozen.... sometimes a bakers dozen....


Can you whistle and fart at the same time,

 

I'm sure I could...never tried...that gives me a new project!

Can you eat an entire bottle of mayonnaise while balancing a bowling ball on your head and standing on one leg on top of burning coals?

 

Totally. I do it all the time.

Can you read?

 

not really, i get by though

can you make a clover with your tongue?

 

Absolutely, I’m the ultimate tongue twister



Can you reason?


Hotwater

 

That's nasty.


Can you ascertain there is no elephant in the room?

 

Not really...

Can you reach your head around backwards and through your legs to lick your genitals?

 

No.

Can you drive home without thinking?

 

nope i have to think

can you cook good?

 

Yes!

Can you be real angry and speak in a whisper?

 

yess i can do that.....

can you tie a shoe lace one handed?

 

No way!


Can you clap with one hand?