Can you do the Charleston?

Would it surprise you to know that I can?

 

yes...but can you dance with a hand in your pants?!?!?!

 

it may if i knew what that was...

 

The only dances I can do:
The Hokey-pokey
Electric Slide
Cha-Cha Slide
and the generic slow dance
damn I'm white

 

Are you a flapper? Wanna be my gun moll?


Welp, gotta 23 scuddue

 

I Can Dance To "ice Ice Baby" And Damn Proud Of It...and I Know All The Words!!!

 

....vertical sex.

 

Can you do the dance in the video? How 'bout the moonwalk? Ice is probaly better than Michael Jackson at that.

 

How come girls relate dancing to sex?
I think dancing is a lot harder

 

preparing an entree of pigeon steak is much harder than both.

 

katiekatiekatie i wanna shag ya..


i made these goddamn huevos.


i can charleston!

 

ummmmm.... I think I'll take your word for it

 

i can't do the exact dance, but if you look, most of the time he just hops from side to side, and then spins in circles with his "posse"

 

I don't remembeer the video much but, I remember him kicking major ass at the moonwalk.