can life get any stranger?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Boogabaah, Jun 17, 2006.

  1. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    i just helped a handicap lady put batteries in her vibrator.. and who says i'm not a nice person?
     
  2. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

    ewww! would never, and like she has made her opinion of you from what basis?
     
  3. Biggen

    Biggen Banned

    It could get stranger if she asked you to help her use it.
     
  4. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    There's a special place in heaven for people who do things like that.
     
  5. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner


    Yeah becuase after that been done what could Hell possibly offer that had not already been lived.
     
  6. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

    so,, hmm?? how is she gonna use it,,if she cant even put batteries in it??


    please tell me ya just didnt give a retard a vibrator with a fresh set of batteries in it????
     
  7. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    i didn't touch any parts that touched her.. uuh thingy.. she had that in the drawer (like i didn't know what it was) and the battery part and cord hanging out the drawer. she couldn't get the batteries al the way in.. so i did it. i think she was slightly emb.. ahahaha ooh geez.. those batteries were dead.. i had to change them
     
  8. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

    I hope it had been washed first....
     
  9. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    Yup. You get to sit on Jesus' lap...:eek:
     
  10. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    she is NOT retarded. she has MS. she has some mobility.. just not much. it's not an "innie" vibrator.. just a stimulator for the "outtie" parts
     
  11. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

    so she's been chewing through batteries like crazy then..... :D keep going with this story. this is fucking hot
     
  12. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    she needs a man. sweet lady, most men just don't see past the wheelchair with her
     
  13. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie


    I love a chick in a wheelchair.....how old is she? can she use her legs at all?
     
  14. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    she's almost 34.. probably why she's using the "toys".. HORMONES!


    she can sorta use them.. but they mostly have a mind of their own
     
  15. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

    Ganja would know this one, I was told there is a vibrator that actually sends small charges into the person like shocks.
     
  16. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie


    I don't know about that one, but probably. Personally, I use jumper cables that I have rigged up to plug into a 220 outlet.
     
  17. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

  18. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

    oh my appologies,,.. dilligaf has ms..

    sometimes her hands crinkle up an just go all wigy..

    i can understand now..

    course i coulda earlier had ya gave me more info.. ;)

    love n light.
     
  19. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    i notice myself getting motherly and defensive with her. i told her that and she laughed.

    MS sucks. i read some of her books on it.. and well.. it's a fucked up disease that i wouldn't even wish upon my worst enemy
     
  20. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

    Ouch! could not even begin to understand why anyone would use things that shock ya.
     

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