can life get any stranger?

i just helped a handicap lady put batteries in her vibrator.. and who says i'm not a nice person?

 

ewww! would never, and like she has made her opinion of you from what basis?

 

It could get stranger if she asked you to help her use it.

 

There's a special place in heaven for people who do things like that.

 

Yeah becuase after that been done what could Hell possibly offer that had not already been lived.

 

so,, hmm?? how is she gonna use it,,if she cant even put batteries in it??


please tell me ya just didnt give a retard a vibrator with a fresh set of batteries in it????

 

i didn't touch any parts that touched her.. uuh thingy.. she had that in the drawer (like i didn't know what it was) and the battery part and cord hanging out the drawer. she couldn't get the batteries al the way in.. so i did it. i think she was slightly emb.. ahahaha ooh geez.. those batteries were dead.. i had to change them

 

I hope it had been washed first....

 

Yup. You get to sit on Jesus' lap...

 

she is NOT retarded. she has MS. she has some mobility.. just not much. it's not an "innie" vibrator.. just a stimulator for the "outtie" parts

 

so she's been chewing through batteries like crazy then..... keep going with this story. this is fucking hot

 

she needs a man. sweet lady, most men just don't see past the wheelchair with her

 

I love a chick in a wheelchair.....how old is she? can she use her legs at all?

 

she's almost 34.. probably why she's using the "toys".. HORMONES!


she can sorta use them.. but they mostly have a mind of their own

 

Ganja would know this one, I was told there is a vibrator that actually sends small charges into the person like shocks.

 

I don't know about that one, but probably. Personally, I use jumper cables that I have rigged up to plug into a 220 outlet.

 

http://www.extremerestraints.com/electrosex-gear_43/e-stim-accessories_179/ ?

 

oh my appologies,,.. dilligaf has ms..

sometimes her hands crinkle up an just go all wigy..

i can understand now..

course i coulda earlier had ya gave me more info..

love n light.

 

i notice myself getting motherly and defensive with her. i told her that and she laughed.

MS sucks. i read some of her books on it.. and well.. it's a fucked up disease that i wouldn't even wish upon my worst enemy

 

Ouch! could not even begin to understand why anyone would use things that shock ya.