Can I Sue For Not Enough Fat In My Milk?

I stopped off at a motorway service station today, and decided that I wanted a pint of milk to settle my acid stomach.

Not one single place in the whole establishment sold full bloody fat milk! Only semi fucking skimmed shite.

I mean what the fucking fuck man? What the hell why is this a thing! Mars bars, glue milkshakes, ice cream and cigarettes though, they're OK. But we can't have full fat milk, someone will have a heart attack!

Went to a tea shop the other week as well for a cup of tea. Same thing, only semi-skimmed milk. I mean, how can you make a proper cup of tea without proper milk???

What are my consumers rights here and how much compo should I be entitled to?

 

Milk is honestly horrible. Of course, I might be saying that because I'm lactose intolerant.

 

You should be more tolerant of people that lack toes.

Its a weird prejudice, and its often not their fault, walking barefoot on the beach, a crab hiding in the seashells, before you know it, lacking a couple of toes

 

Vegans and carnivores are welcome to volunteer their thoughts in my thread about milk.

 

Couldn't you just buy milk of magnesia like everyone else, though?

 

No I like milk. Milky milky.

 

By the way, did you eventually find your milky milky?

 

Yes, inside a milk chocolate Magnum.

 

Dessert and salvation in one.

 

Salvation from tight fitting jeans.

 

But since you did find a milk alternative, is there still reason to sue?

 

Yes. Sugar is evil and causes cancer.

 

there's this stuff called cream. there's also, like going to a real store maybe?

 

Uh yeah I bought ice cream? This was a real store. In a motorway service station! Oh I suppose I could have stopped by the Tesco just down the road...

 

if you parked the car, walking might actually be good.
or you could buy the whole cow.

 

First, I suppose you'd need to get cancer and then somehow prove the sugar you consumed was the cause of it before you could sue.

I'm not really seeing a valid case in your foreseeable future, but I suppose you could just join the rest of society by suing frivolously.