Can hippies?

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by *Ewan*, Aug 10, 2005.

  1. *Ewan*

    *Ewan* Member

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    can hippies, be part of a religous cult?
    do the conga?
    play the banjo on sunday?
    eneter archery competitions?
    read upside down while balancing from a branch of a 10ft tree?
     
  2. Nathan11

    Nathan11 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    all of the above
     
  3. *Ewan*

    *Ewan* Member

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    yes we can do whatever we like and still have this lable, woha, i havenever thealt so liberated. Nathan help me go spread the word.
     
  4. vynylwash

    vynylwash Member

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    I guarantee you, one person is going to take this thread seriously
     
  5. Nathan11

    Nathan11 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    they always do
    :D
     
  6. *Ewan*

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    well its always a laugh for the rest when they do.
     
  7. vynylwash

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    MY TURN!!

    Can Hippies:
    go rollerblading?
    take karate lessons?
    listen to Rob Zombie?
    take bubble baths?
    not be stereotyped?
     
  8. *Ewan*

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    Rollerblaiding is forbidden but skateboarding is encouraged.
     
  9. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    can hippies, be part of a religous cult? yes, but it is frowned upon...the essence of the hippie is to turn away from main-stream culture, so in that essence they could be, but also in the essense of the hippie they must do things for themselves and the community, and a cult often does things for on leader

    do the conga? no the conga is from the 30's hippies can only do things from the 60's

    play the banjo on sunday?yes, the musical aspect of the essence of the hippie requires some sort of musical thing, whethere it be banjo, tambourine, guitar, kazoo, or sewerphone...sunday si an especially good dy because then the freak outs which is a part of the upper more part of the essence of the hippie can take place better with all those people leaving sunday morning mass...get your banjpo's and sewerphones ready people

    eneter archery competitions?no no no...bows are simlar to guns and they have only pone practical purpose, to kill little fluffy bunies...the essence of the hippie forbids any violence...a real hippie wpoud protest any archery competition [banjo's are great props]...competitions are also anti-hippie, a better game would be one without a winner or loser

    read upside down while balancing from a branch of a 10ft tree?yes, this is acceptable hippie practice, and is quite well in ballance with the essence of the hippie











































































































































































    :D
     
  10. *Ewan*

    *Ewan* Member

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    answer the other ones old hippie master.
     
  11. Nalencer

    Nalencer Dig Yourself

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    And a




















































































    to you too :D
     
  12. MollyThe Hippy

    MollyThe Hippy get high school

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    dude, it was a joke and you answered seriously... they got you good
     
  13. vynylwash

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    no he didn't answer seriously. Can't you see the smiley at the end of his post?











    :D
     
  14. MollyThe Hippy

    MollyThe Hippy get high school

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    he was being happy because hippies are supposed to be happy
     
  15. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    i think i deserve some sort of prize for this...

    go rollerblading? because of the worry over oil and war and scary governments who control everything, rollerblading is an efefctive way for quickish travel while keeping in the essence of the hippie...however, no socks must be worn as hippies dont believe in undergarments...although this thype of transportation is acceptable, real hippies favour a simple bare foot walk with walking stick

    take karate lessons?no, acociative violence of any kind is not allowed in the realm of the hippie. Hippies should take part in more people friendly activites such as: pan-handling, loitering, zoneing-out, shoplifiting [because no one owns anyhting, it all belongs to earth], and banjo playing

    listen to Rob Zombie?no, he says mean things...if any "hippie" teven thinks about listening to rob zombie they are officially no longer a hippie according to the Second Hippie Law of 1968 which states, and i quote, "Mean music bad" there you have it...everything is so clear now

    take bubble baths? bubbles promote phosphates in the environment that aren't naturally there...alternate substances should be used to cleanse the hippie [once a month]...the hippie does not need cleansing albeit...the hippie can be cleansed by geting in touch with their inner self, the inner cleansing wil spread from inside and clease their outershell starting from the bellybutton

    not be stereotyped? the hippie is not a sterotype, anyone who says so is wrong and is working for GWB and Nixon, anyone who would sterotype anyhitng as perfect as the hippie is against the hippie and should be protested against...lets all get together and carry signs that say "Down With Government" anarchy would be so awesome because we coud tell everyone to be nice and make some rules, and then like it would be so incredible to have everyoeon living in the essence of hippie...LONG LIVE THE ESSENCE OF HIPPIE









    i like my first one more
     
  16. MollyThe Hippy

    MollyThe Hippy get high school

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    ok, i got it now... that is very creative and funny

    you are really good at being a hippy... how long have you been practicing? i've only been practicing for a 1 1/2 years.

    come pick up your award at my place of some fresh organic tomatoes and cucumbers from the garden
     
  17. vynylwash

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    you don't practice being a hippie..... either you are one or you're not. It's simple as that.
     
  18. Nalencer

    Nalencer Dig Yourself

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    More sarcasm I believe, vynyl :rolleyes:
     
  19. *Ewan*

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    ill award you the second magical samoln of hte night.
     
  20. vynylwash

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    Woohoo! we're having steaks for dinner! I am happy :D
     

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