Can anyone tell me

Why I bother helping any body???

 

So you can complain about it on the internet in a gratuitous attempt to solicit attention and sympathy?

 

Well of course, that goes without saying, but there must be another reason...................

 

Because the lil' Pixie's told you to

 

Well if it was the Pixies, they will be in serious trouble.

 

Damn those pixies, always eating my sandwiches!

 

Well, Black Francis has to maintain his gargantuan belly somehow

 

Well that still doesn't make me feel any better,

 

Karma?

 

Because it makes you feel good?

Well that's pretty selfish isn't it! )

 

pixies,sandwiches ..........aaagghhh.......runs off to hide all the hash cakes.