Calling chicks at work

I really hope you are right.

I have felt that way about a few women and my intuition always tends to prove itself entirely flawed, useless and crippled. In fact, the best women tend to be the ones that my intuition tells me to avoid on a romantic level. I discover how amazing they are through casual friendship. You might be different from me though, I am not an intuitive person. I am like George Costanza...I am better off doing the opposite of what I feel.

But enough about me. Where are you planning to take her?

 

i was friends with this guy who would call until i picked up. he always said "when i want to get hold of someone, goddammit i'm gonna"

do not follow his advice.

call back and leave your number. if douchebag doesn't give it to her, you at least tried AND you now know he has ulterior motives.

 

I'm going to smoke a cig and do it!

I'm almost dying.

 

I never impose. My problem is the opposite: I always play too cool. My gigolo-complex and I end up with women I have no business ending up with and passing up on relationship-worthy chicks.

 

I'm the opposite. I have the sharpest intuition for people that I know. I think it comes from my gambling experience.

 

I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

How did it go?

 

lol. i'm thinking it went pretty well.

 

Now you have learned something about me, whilst we are both lost intellectuals, I unlike you, live completely in my own head and relate to almost everything on a very rational and emotionless level, which is why I don't cry.

 

hahaha. for the believer no proof is necessary, for the skeptic, no proof is sufficient.

well hell, something like that.

 

I love it how he abandons us as soon as he gets what he wants

I still want to know what he's going to do? S&M club?

 

I can picture him dancing around the room yelling.

 

I love you guys. I was talking to my best friend in San Francisco and I love him. I am suffused with love for life. Thank you.

I am because we are.

Edit: I danced, I punched the wall (my signature move), I laughed, I cried. Now I'm exhausted and I need to get some rest. Tomorrow I will get to know someone I've been very very fond of for six months a little bit better. I am blessed and privileged. I lose myself in thanksgiving.

 

i bet she's a lesbian.

 

I've seen many a lesbian get it on with a dude for a change. It's super hard to give up the cock.

 

how about I take a pool stick and bash your head in?

that sounds fun

 

hey that goes right along with a new bumper sticker I am getting for the car.
"The problem with the world is that the stupid people are confident and the intelligent always doubt."

 

An attitude of gratitude takes you far

 

hahaha. well, this is very nice. no joke.

 

Interesting.