I know we've all been bluffed by our parents before and called it. One time my mom comes into my room in the morning and I just barely woke up and havent even gotten out of bed yet. First thing she does is comes and looks at my eyes and says "you have been smoking pot havent you". I tell her "MOM I JUST WOKE UP!". And another time when i was 17, my mom comes into my room and it fucking smells like weed. She knocks on the door and said whats the smell coming from there. I told her that I was putting together a plastic model and that I was using the torch lighter to melt the plastic and stick it to other shit. She didnt believe it and came into the room anyways. The roomed smelled of burnt plastic, cigarettes, and marijuana (that was the only time i roomed smelled that horrible). She flipped out and started searching everything (thank god the place I keep my weed in, only me and my deceased dad know about it). Eventually when my mom couldnt search any more, she turned to my model house. LOL she was convinced that I was putting together the car so I can hide my weed, so I just put on a face that says "you've got me" and she breaks it open, and theres nothing in it. Then she starts asking me where the weed is, and then she searches all my pockets. Cant find it. I keep telling her "mom theres no weed! I was smoking cigs while working on this model that u just ripped up. Nonetheless she felt pretty stupid and left my room lol. I just blazed again and fucked the model house lol.
LOL! fucking nice story dude. I'm not so lucky as to have parents that catch me and I get away because I'm too fucking dumb to get away. lol
I actually meant "fuck it" to the model house. But yeah, I did try to insert my penis into a thing with sharp plastic edges.
lol thats awesome...my mom would flip her shit if i was smoking weed orcgarettesin my room yesterday i was smokin out of an apple on my back porch at like midnight and my mom came out so i dropped the apple (this is like the 3rd time shes walked out on me smoking but usually she just goes back in after she sees no weed in my hand) n she was all sad and shit and she was like "you're using again aren't you?" and i was like no mom so she came and sat next to me on the swing so she sat there like interrogating me for like 10 mins but i convinced her i was just smoking a cig but my dogs were out and the apple was like right under the swing, and they kept sniffing the apple and like moving it around it was scary as fuck but she never noticed...i had to like awkwardly pet both of my dogs and hold them back from the apple at the same time lol but it wokred oh and she was like "are you smoking a new kind of cigarette it smells different" and i was like yeah its an american spirit so its all natural lol.
Paperplanes, your mom calls smoking weed "using?" You smoke weed, you dont use it. It didnt seem like she cared too much about the cigarettes though. Its funny to me that people who tolerate cigarettes, which kill people and smell like redneck b.o., can hate weed, which has never killed anyone and smells like heaven.
lolol good laugh. good laugh. don't make your room smell so bad mann, i forgot to close my balcony door once so a bit of smoke came in the room where me and my mom share a room, it smelled just a bit. im really precocious, i use a sploof blow away from anything important, but little mistakes suck.
Haha yea I remember when I lived with my rents and having to deal with their shit. I used to just deny it but once I hit 18 I just told em they can't control me if I wanna smoke the sacred herb I will I don't drink or smoke cigs so get over it.. BTW LEFTOVER CRACK FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!
