I have always wanted to own an island and I love pirates. My eyes fell on this one, at an undisclosed location; for an undisclosed amount of pirate booty. Who would like to go in on this one?
I love giving my woman the "Angry Pirate" When I'm about to cum during intercourse I pull out then cum in her eye. Then I kick her real hard in one shin and she hops around the bed chasing me with one leg and eye going "AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH"