Buttsex

I wonder if my former best friend has had it with her boyfriend so she could do coke again yet. Hmm...she said sometime this summer. Great, now i'll be curious for the rest of my life.

 

Butt sex and coke yes. Wait I don't get it. Why can't she do coke until she has butt sex ?

Peace

 

Only one way to find out, put on a strap on and then lay a line of coke out...

 

ugh buttsex is dirty

 

i would only do it if the person had an enema
and with a condom on with plenty of lube

 

People who engage in "buttsex" are immoral and deserves to die.

The Lord frowns upon such activity.

Ask Ted Haggard, Larry Craig, any other good Christian.

 

What ?

 

You go for buttsex, you go against god...

 

“I am not gay, I don’t do these kinds of things.”

 

Oh well. God who ?

Peace

 

God...duh...

 

We have these things called chicks. And believe it or not some like it.

Peace

 

Yes. According to her it's painful and she doesn't like it. Yet she's willing to do it just to have coke...

 

She will get used to it. She will even forget about the coke. Maybe a job may help her out.

Peace

 

I like a chick once in a while, yet it's a little hard to stick my penis in one, so I go for full grown hens.

That's what we call a "Coke whore". Your friend has a very bright future.

 

are we talking coca cola here or what?

 

That is not butt sex, "butt" prostitution.

 

You want egg layers ?

I think she should go free lance. More coke that way.

Peace

 

I am not understanding the whole buttsex-coke connection.

 

Is it a butt-bribe?

Nobody has anything I want bad enough to do the buttsex...