You should get on HipForums and make a thread about it. Y'know, because we all give a flying fuck in a rolling donut.
You might have pinworms. I read about them before, apparently the only way to know is to have someone check yer asshole with a flash light while you sleep. Or stick a piece of tape to your asshole and see if you find any eggs or worms. *shrugs*
i know how to wipe my ass its not really itchy, fucking ass holes its called a "random thought" ahhhh u fucking jack ass's i hate u people
YES A free 2 night stay in jail and a VIP spot on the registered sex offender list. think about it. YOU COULD BE FAMOUS!!!!!!!!
but it never was itchy i made it all up u guys can stop ranting and raving about my ass being itchy hehe thanks for being good friends and helping me thru my itchy ass struggles
Perhaps you caught crabs from fucking your brother or filming the porno with purplecocraze or whatever her name is?
my brother....lol i dont have a brother and purple craze made up the fact she was in a porno with me lol i dont know her