butt itching

recently i have had a bad problem with terrible itches in by butthole. it keeps me up at night. im not kidding. i think maybe it has something to do with coffee, but thats just a guess. anyone know what the hell this is caused by and how to fix it?



cheers

 

methinks you have been rooting too many sheep and have caught worms!!!

or the other possibility is that you have been rooted by the sheep and have split your bottom and it is itching as it heals!!

 

lice in your butthair?

Or maybe you have a mosquito bite. That would suck

 

You could have hemorrhoids, or worms.. If you're being serious go see a doctor..

 

Lay off spicy foods

 

Oh sorry, I forgot to tell you that I have crabs before I put it up there...my bad...

 

yea shes right...is it like an itchy feeling that you cant get to and its just inside your ass?




god i really shouldnt have clicked on this thread.

 

a good washing might help...

 

have sumone take a flashlight whilst yer sleepin and a piece of tape n check fer wormies

them sheep worms are somethin awful too i tell ya ever seen one got them so bad they,,, ah neva mind,,,, this is raunchy enuf without them details

 

its must be worms, it sounds like them anyway, when u do a number 2 have a look at see if u can see stuff that looks like bits of string, but tis not good having a itchy arse, go and see ur doctor or try some over the counter worm food

 

wont that just make the worms stronger? ><

 

well maybe worm killer then, but would u feel guilty

 

Try some anti itch.

 

and if you're shittin' in the woods, don't wipe with poison ivy, poison oak, or stingin' nettles. Come to think of it porcupines wouldn't be good to use either.

 

ive never shat outdoors, proud to say.

 

ive taken so many shits at public parks its just sad.

 

You could just have a sensitive stomach, i do thats why i dont drink coffee and avoid eating especially spicey foods too often and now i rarely have stomach upsets which could be the cause of all this (by the way i loved my coffee and chocolate which i have also given up... to a degree).

Then again maybe you do have worms, but i did have a similar problem and it turned out it wasn't worms for me so maybe not.

 

I keep wondering if this post was actually serious...

 

yeah, me too. you never know around here.

i dont think it was though because if it was serious they prolly would have posted in the health forum.

 

i dont have worms!

and even if i did, i would be too embarrased to see a doctor abot it and would just let hthe lil buggers eat me apart