Busted

Recently i was smoking with some of my friends behind a police station and after a couple blunts i was blazed out of my mind to hear a voice say "Hey! What are you kids doing back there, it smells like weed!" I was freaking out so i broke out sprinting into the woods cause i had a bag of weed on me. There were a total of 3 cops, two started chasing me. As i was sprinting through the woods i found an abandoned tunnel. So i hid there and smoked another blunt while i was waiting for the cops to pass. About 10 minutes past and i saw one of the cops walking towards me. I figured he had spotted me so i broke off running again. By that time i was very very tired, but i had to keep running. As i was running away the cop pulled out his gun and fired a couple rounds and hit me in the shoulder blade. (As i found out later the bullets were rubber bullets). I then fell over and gave up. All in all i got booked for posession of marijuana and intent to distribute(b/c i had money on me, WTF?!) and ivading police. I got sentenced to 6 months in a state penitentry and 4 months probation.

it sux

 

and you're still here

 

i smell bullshit

 

God, are you a dumb fucker. What a fucking loser. That cops bullets should have been real so I wouldn't have to pay for your jail time.

 

yeah that is the fakest story lol

 

and even if this story is true, i really have sympathy for you because you are really fucking stupid to smoke behind a police station.

 

^i was gonna say that same thing about the police station thing.

 

you read my fucking mind man.

And who the fuck smokes a blunt while they wait for the police to pass.

 

Basically, if it's a true story, you should get jail time for being such a fucking jackass.

 

you're story is fake as shit

and if it even is real i hope you get in alot of fucking trouble for being stupid enough to smoke anywhere near a fucking police station

 

haha this story's hilarious

 

i think this made my day

 

i just have this to say,

a great thing about weed: ITS NOT ADDICTIVE
so could you rly not wait to smoke or was the urge so strong you decided to smoke behind a fucking police station?

not smart bro, go home.
or do as i do, find some fucken woods!

 

Funny... I bet he thought all of us were going to be like "Alr1ght br0 ur so fuxin b4d@$$"

 

EXACTLY, dude why wouldnt you smoke in the woods in the first place, and dont say theres no woods

why the fuck wouldnt you just smoke this blunt in this "abandoned tunnel" in the WOODS , seriously, your really fucking dumb lol, if this story was actually real, you are fucking dumb for smoking behind a police station, if this story is fake, which it is, your dumb for starting this thread.

 

no offense, but if that story is real, your are a DUMB ASS. Why the hell would you smoke behind a police station? And secondly, after you got away, why would you blaze again? That's just stupid

 

haha if it's real?

I'm high as fuck and could of made a better story up.

 

it was a joke.

and yup, thats exactly what I was thinking fuck face

 

you guys are the true morons.... crying about his story being fake for 2pages... ROFL.... just let the thread die