busted by dad, well kinda...

ok so heres what happened... I was hiding some bud and my makeshift bong in my room (not 18 yet can't buy my own...) and he had to move my entertainment centel and he found it and he was all like :" Jake is that a bong ?" and I said"ya i guess " and he was all liek ok then and didnt care lol!
He was a hippie back in the 60's so i know he smoked bud before and when my mom and him first got married she caught him up with a bong and like 5 grams of chronic... that was 17 years ago im 16.

and when i was 5 we went on vacation and my mom had cought him up with more bud and guess what she did? she called the cops on him for possesion of a controlled substance!!!
(my mom's daughter is a big methhead and she thinks she started out on weed...) and she just doesnt want me to do the same.

well anyways my dad said well keep it a secret cause he didn't have toe courage to tell my mom(i live with my grandparents and i just call em' mom and dad)

he also found my zig-zags...

he didnt really care though. I'm debateing on goin up to him with a few grams (I'm gettin a job soon so i'm gonna pickup a lid or 2) and ask him if he wants to smoke...

but im not sure if i should ...
Any opions at all?

btw i livw in so-cal

sorry for it being soo long...

and a few side notes: I'm just wakeing up so puncuation and spelling are probably not the best, and im new to the fourms and this is my first post!

Later,
Jake


oh, and im awsome! (lol)

 

what no one cares about me???(lol)

and should i smoke with my dad or not???

 

awesome.

 

you should offer to smoke him out, but dont just show up with bud in hand.. just feel him out first, he could say no, and he might be tempted to do something with the bud. and welcome!!

 

thanks for the replies im fucking baked right now...

any more opinions??

 

hmm i wouldmt press your luck

 

ya, be careful...especially with a mom who would call the cops on her husband for smoking...you don't need her finding out about this.

 

I hope you aren't using your mom's computer, because she will probably call the cops on you for visiting this site lol.

 

lol I know man. You better clear out that history.

I wonder what turns some woman around the age of 30-50 into complete bitches. Like my mom used to smoke... but as soon as she found out about me she called the cops on me and I've got probation right now cause of it. Same thing happened w/ my friend... his mom caught him smoking and he had maybe 2oz on him and she called the cops on him and he had to go to juvy. Some moms/wifes just fuckin suck. Personally if my wife or mom ever called the cops on me again I'd fuckin super dose them w/ some LSD and plant alot of meth on them and call the cops on there ass. See how they fuckin like it.

 

^^ lol nice and the comp is in my room so im good...

all my mom uses is her laptop so anyways ya my moms a bitch im gettin legalized when im 18 for epilepsy chronic back/body pains, and cerbial pulsey...
i can get legalized in like 5 seconds lol

 

I can't get caught by my Dad. He smokes too, he's been smoking ever since he was in high school (the early 70's) I'm pretty sure.

So yeah I've smoked with my Dad. It always feels weird though. If you wanna smoke with your Dad, don't just walk up to him and ask if he wants to smoke. If you're having a good conversation with him, just slip it in at the end. He'll probably say yes, when you smoke with him make sure your Mom doesn't find out, or you BOTH will be in deep shit, possibly with the police too.

 

ok thanks for the replies and ya i knwo gotta wacth out for those damn pigs and my mom lol any one here from san dimas ca?

in la county??

 

ok good story but why does it feel weird???

 

My dad realised a while back when I came in stinking of skunk. We even had a nice convo about how weed should majorly be legalised. My mum made him quit too (fags and all), me and him get to have fun making stoner jokes at the dinner table while she gets all shocked.

 

what the fuck? why the fuck would your mum call the cops on your dad? why the fuck would ANYONE call the cops on ANYONE in their family? Thats retarded. What kinda families to people have...

 

moms are always fucking harsh about the herb, in my experience dads are always laid back about it, maybe not to the point of smoking a bowl or some shit with you but at least knowing its not a big deal and accepting of the fact that your out smoking and having fun. moms always think their beautiful babys are getting hooked on that damn weed. lol.

 

ya lol dude i askme my dad about the riots at berkley and the hight and ashbuary and he wrote the specches for the leader people lol

im stoned off some chochlate kush lol sorry

 

actually man....I wouldnt offer to smoke with him until he was stressed or some shit. Maybe if he gets into a fight with your mom or whatever, ask him if he wants to hang out and smoke to calm his nerves. Just be smart about what you do man.

 

ok well hes been off of work and hes really depressed were sueing the city of glendale because they illgeally termanited him after he got hurt.... on the job so
ya hes stressed about the court case...^^^

 

I'd say start the asking by making it seem like your just joking around at first, if his reaction is angry then I wouldn't ask him at all.