Burger King ..King?!

Hahaha this shows how retarded Americans are. The Burger King company produces a 'king' character. So is he the Burger King or the King of Burger King. Burger King is not a person, but a place....

 

...And this dumbs down America how? Just because our media's stupid doesn't mean we are.

 

yes, burger king is a fast food place.

the king is a character that is the king of burger king

where are you lost at?

 

I believe you made a wrong turn on the way to the Stoners Lounge.

 

O yeah... sorry bout that haha. You can fix it if you would like

 

i'll leave it here...its random enough



i want to tackle him though - hte king - he pisses me off sometimes...with the big stupid fucking smile of ihs...i'd love to smack it off of him and make him give me a whopper

 

why does everyone seem to talk about the burger king king??????

anyways, I know of this guy in town, in my bowling league who looks just like the burger king king........ and the funny thing was, he dressed as the burger king, and wore a mask........ but he really didnt need to

 

because, its pretty funn

i mean, you have this creepy smile on this king of burgers show up randomly at places with the smile...and it creeps you out andyou laugh then you want some BK cuz you want to see the king and yea, BK is delicious cuz the king says so

 

its just their marketing technique....rant about something valid ? k thanks

 

the burger king makes me want to get a whopper.

I guess he wants to turn me into a fat american

 

what's to dumb down? and who'se this 'everybody'?

burger peasant is owned by pepsi-co which was what nixxon worked for as a corporate lawer when he wasn't being one of the many fucked up presidents america has had.

i rather like the resemblence there is between the king of burger king and the king of katamari. but then isn't katamari in a way a kind of parable of the corporate mafia anyway?

you know, that ball that rolls arround gobbling up everything untill it reaches critical mass and becomes another sun. i wonder if the fat food industry thinks that's what people are supposed to do; roll arround gobbling up everything until they explode?

=^^=
.../\...

 

Aren't you being a retarded American by promoting BK's sales with this thread?

Hey, look...the marketing worked!

 

Maybe you just think too deep about things that were not designed to be deep.

 

Burger King is neither a person or a place. He is a state of mind created by corporate shareholders selling products which are stock overinflated by the price of the burgers they sell.

But if this entity can create itself and decide where it spawns... isn't it like an organism.

...Dude. *bong hit*

 

The burger king was my uncle untill he murdered my father the king and usurped the throne.

 

The Burger King and Ronald McDonald have a secret affair going on. Wendy is their love child.

 

That's just so-- wrong on so many levels...

 

I dunno if any of you folks from the US are interested in this but:
Here in Australia it is not called Burger King, it is called Hungry Jacks. Its got the Whopper, Bacon Double Cheeseburger etc. I remember in the 70's "Hungry Jacks" had a character called the Burger King.

 

The burger king is every child that puts on that crown, unless they prefer to be queens, that guy is like bob's big boy.

He was both a restaraunt AND a marketing gimmick

 

I wonder why this commercial was banned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKiD7Z2y--Q&feature=related


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