Bump this thread if you are an undercover cop

Just so people know who they can and cant trust.

 

Okay.

My secret agent status is already blown anyway...

 

i'm not sure what to do here... i'm a cop, but i'm pretty overt about it...

 

the "bump this thread if your (sic) stoned !!!!!!!" thread in the Stoner's Lounge is way cooler.

 

Yeah well, I am not stoned.....

 

exactly... the two threads appeal to completely different audiences...

 

quite possably completely opposite audiences.

 

ima cop.

 

actually, i'm an undercover cop who is entirely stoned right now...

 

i'm robocop.

 

im in a federal office right now

 

Me too!!!!

 

I actually have a gun ..... in my thigh.

 

Us down at the D.E.A have been tracking you for months.

 

I know, we at the NSA have been monitoring your progress the whole time.

 

I also look great in a visor.

 

Yes, but why do you sleep with a rubber chicken?

 

Regular pillows don't work.

the back of my head .......metal.

 

Ah yes, that old polo injury.

 

we at the galactic united nations have been keeping an eye on earth and the rogue worlds seeking to exploit its population at this critical juncture in its development toward civilized maturity.

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