Broken English

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by Burbot, May 21, 2006.

  1. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    Is it weird that my first language is English, but after learning Broken English for my job I something think in Broken English? :eek:

    I not know, you know. We not have dis in Old Country. For sure, for sure. Tak, yeah. :D :rolleyes: :H
     
  2. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    :confused:

    weirdo
    :D

    I catch myself thinking stuff in french or german from time to time.... sometimes phrases just sound better in other languages, english is a pretty ugly language
     
  3. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    I agree, I hate English.
     
  4. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    Like German for example

    "HIAL ZE FURHER!"

    sounds much better than

    "Hail the leader"
     
  5. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    [​IMG] that ain't German. Hial, ze and furher aren't German words

    Heil den Fuhrer maybe? :)
     
  6. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    Heil ze fuhrer...

    you can't not have "ze" pronounced "zeh"

    like that guy who had to hold his arm down to keep from giving the fascist salute to the president on Doctor Strangelove.
     
  7. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    "ze/h" isn't normal German though. Maybe an accented speech? Or Sie, but that's not particularly good grammar to say heil Sie Fuhrer, as far as I can remember

    anywho, I really ought to brush up on my German before i worry any more about grammar n vocab
     
  8. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    I really have no idea about German. I don't know any.
     
  9. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    English is the best language in the world and anyone who says differently should be strung up by their goolies from the nearest tree


    We have more words then any other language (654,000 if memory serves)

    Plus we stole words from other languages so people didn't notice that we were conquering them.

    And its the world language thus proving that English surpasses all other languages in sheer awesomeness.

    And anyone who says its "ugly" clearly isn't using it to maximum effect.

    Ciao!
     
  10. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    He's joking...
     
  11. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    English letters (and letter combinations) make too many sounds :mad:
     
  12. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    "too many sounds" :confused:
     
  13. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    I am not with much understand the what you are with about talking.

    many sorry.
     
  14. Jelena :-)

    Jelena :-) ~

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    I think in english often... and sometimes in spanish.
     
  15. pita225

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    im like that with spanish
     
  16. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    for example. P+H=F...E+A= hard A (sometimes a soft E) (example, read and read)...

    It is suposedly the hardest language to learn
     
  17. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    I bet Japanese is harder, because if you don't grow up speaking it your mouth muscles don't develop in a certain way and you can't say the words correctly...Chinese is the same.

    Hell all languages are like that, like in afrikaans G's are often a really strange sound that english people can't do and is really funny to watch them try and do :D
     
  18. *ariana*

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    no, english really isn't hard to learn, I mean ph =f, that's just something you have to learn once, and then you know that it is pronounced like that - and I'd say everyone can pronounce the "f"....that#s no problem...
    so I agree with all_rhodesian_reject, those languages from distant countries or countries with a totally different culture, like africans and asians (and system of writing of course, if they do have one) are way harder to learn....
    I think, of the world's main languages (like not some language from any African tribe) Chinese must be most difficult to learn, with all those thousands of signs...I heard that even most chinese adults don't know all of them - dunno if that's right though....
     
  19. Make Mangoes Not War

    Make Mangoes Not War Member

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    Mandarin isn't like Japanese or alot of other languages in that it isn't structured (I think that is the word I'm looking for). Apparently every single word is made up by a completely individual symbol, not a collection of simple symbols of about 20-50. in number. I'm no good at explaining things incase you hadn't realised :D
     
  20. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    lmao :D
     
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