Breaking news in the love life of antithesis...

I kinda sorta had sex and I think I kinda sorta have a boyfriend now. Ugh, I don't know what to do.

 

You should kinda sorta tell him that you love him and then you might end up getting some kinda sorta relationship.

 

great, so am i now the only single gal in here??

congrats christine, that is great!

now explain to me how you sorta had sex?

 

I really don't know what to think actually. I do like the guy. But I just haven't known him long enough for me to have had sex with him, in my opinion. The sex did suck because it hurt so fucking bad. Which brings to how I sorta had sex. He gave me oral and he tried to go all the way, but it just hurt me so much that I don't think we ever quite made it.

I've just realized that he kind of looks like Bono from U2, only better

 

bono's got it going on....

lucky you!

 

aww our little christine is all grown up now! wait i'm 15 aren't i...

 

And before we did it, we had an erotic conversation about how Irish people like us are awesome, and about organic chemistry. Science majors are really weird....

 

lol, it is pretty cool.

Yup, I am all grown up now fractual

 

Don't push him away cutie, give him a chance.


Things go good in your love life, mine gets worse...so either let it be really good for you and really bad for me, or really good for me really bad for you....don't let me linger on the edge here

ps you guys (or at least you) aren't Irish, barely even Irish-American ok

 

Awwww, what's wrong Gary?

Feel free to talk to me about it if you want to.

 

How are science majors very weird?

 

Practise makes perfect is what they always say and is true in many cases.
Let him gently fuck you the first few times and wait for some rough yet wild animal-like sex until you are comfortable with having an alien object inside your vagina.
Hope this helps.

Love, bird.

 

Quote: Awwww, what's wrong Gary?
Feel free to talk to me about it if you want to.


Just teetering on the brink of divorce via trans-atlantic phone calls. It may be my own doing, i don't know. Just tried to bring up a few concerns, probably ineptly, and now its a big thing, y'know?

It's a married thang, you wouldn't understand!

I had an epiphany and it fucked me all up.

 

I'm sorry to hear that Gary. I truly hope that things work out for you because you are a wonderful person.


Science majors are weird because we talk about things like organic chemistry before having sex. It's just not a typical conversation to have in that situation.

But yeah, we definitely need to communicate more. And I should have told him that I was a virgin

 

Quote: Science majors are weird because we talk about things like organic chemistry before having sex.

Maybe try skipping that part next time

no one ever claims to be a virgin, I had "slept with a girl at the beach."

 

Organic Chemistry turns us on

Damn, I have the two biggest hickies ever.

 

Where does your wife live gary? unless you didn't mean trans-atlantic literally

 

She is in Spain right now, I believe. He did mean it literally.

 

By the way, I am sorry Mr. DHS, but our agents just did not get together soon enough.

 

is this the guy from work that you had a date with last week or something.

glad to hear that you kinda sorta had sex and that you kinda sorta may have a boyfriend........especially someone who resembles Bono.