Break up with the person above you

you're too good for me :bigcry:

 

Lose the zero and get the hero. I'm sure you'll understand.

 

Your name shoulda been spelled with a c not a k. Sorry.

 

My baby moms got out of jail, im borrowing your car

 

You are a two timer, you told me when we got together that there was no one else. I can't live with a liar, Pack up your llamas and go. Besides that, I have you seen your under wear post.gag me.

 

I'm bored with you. You wouldn't know fun if it bit you on the dick.

 

i love you zero and always will.. but i just know we are not meant to be.. please.. go out into the world and sow your wild oats!


can we still be friends?

 

You won't go anywhere with me! And you always smell like pizza! That I never get any of! I can't live like this anymore, It's over. Not to mention, your name sounds like Booger.

 

I'm sorry, I need a steak

 

I need somebody who knows how to be serious, since I can't do it.

 

Bertha!! Dont come around here no more!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e231uv5Ae34"]YouTube - Grateful Dead - Bertha

 

you're nuts. i can't take it anymore!

 

its OVER !!!!!!!...i cant stand the way you shake your eyes at me !!!!!!!!






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90SIuISIVB8"]YouTube - The Big Snit

 

canada is just far too cold for me.. and california is too warm for you..

i'm outta here!

 

I'm sorry, I can't take the inter-dimensional jet lag anymore

 

sorry luv, it's not me... it's you...

 

i can't take you wearing that bradley manning mask all the time!


:leaving:

 

nag champa and patchoulie gives me migraines



and your breath give me headaches







.

 

i can't be with a bad and irrelevant guy anymore.

 

I only liked you at first cause of your charm, now our whole relationship is so surreal... in a bad way.