Boycott Toilet Paper

Discussion in 'Consumer Advocacy' started by Butt_Fungus, Nov 11, 2005.

  1. Butt_Fungus

    Butt_Fungus Member

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    Toilet Paper is such a waste of resources that I can't even begin to imagine how many trees are murdered, and pollution is barfed into our air & water in order to produce it.

    And all for what?

    So we can flush it down the toilet, and further pollute our water.

    Boycott Toilet Paper Now!
     
  2. 2cesarewild

    2cesarewild I'm an idiot.

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    Uhh, so you can wash shit stains off of your undies all the time? This thread is a fucking waste of resources.
     
  3. celtgrrl

    celtgrrl batty woman

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    that's why he's got butt fungus
     
  4. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    l will always keep buying toilet paper, l like my crack wiped..
     
  5. AnOriginalName

    AnOriginalName Senior Member

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    ... Fuckin' Hippies...
     
  6. Floyd Soul

    Floyd Soul The Walkin' Dude

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    We could use leaves like back in the day.
     
  7. MamaTheLama

    MamaTheLama Too much coffee

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    I imagine personal wash cloths would work. Would involve WASHING of the wash clothes frequently of course.
     
  8. MamaTheLama

    MamaTheLama Too much coffee

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    Or those funky french toilets...... ;)
     
  9. celtgrrl

    celtgrrl batty woman

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    ewwww, so then after you use it you have to put the shitty cloth back in your pocket until you wash it??? gross. best to use recycled, unbleached paper if you can get it
     
  10. Floyd Soul

    Floyd Soul The Walkin' Dude

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    Thats great, but it can't be denied that the Amazon is disappearing fast.

    Planting trees in the suburbs will not make destroying forests ok. Forests contain ecosystems that are fragile, whereas trees in the suburbs are really just there to look nice.
     
  11. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    there is a all natural reusable alternative to toilet paper,,,
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    then theres the vegan way,,no harming of any living thing in this proscess,,

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  12. MamaTheLama

    MamaTheLama Too much coffee

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    I am NOT eating the beef from that cow.
     
  13. Kastenfrosch

    Kastenfrosch Blaubeerkuchen!! Lifetime Supporter

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    Or there is the middle eastern/asian version: it works niceley, and is a lot cleaner then toilette paper
     
  14. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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    Mullein works the best.


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  15. corduroy

    corduroy Member

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    That's one funny picture...
     
  16. Hipmoon

    Hipmoon Member

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    Reusable flannel wipes work wonders. Just take old flannel shirts and cut them into 4x4 inch squares and sew three together. Keep a bucket of sawdust near the toilet to place the used wipes and then do a load of wash once it gets half full.

    Or like another person mentioned...buy toilet tissue made from recycled materials.
     
  17. Trickster

    Trickster Misfit

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    Some use newspaper but i don't like the idea of being able to read the daily news on my arse (or other places ;-)
     
  18. freakon

    freakon Member

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    leaves? good idea!
    or indian style: you'll get a very clean butt, but your left hand might be maybe 100% superclean (but it works in those countries).
    Thai people actually use a smart system where there is a system donnected to the toilet showering the crack with quite a high pressure, really cleaning the area. And thai people actually look daown on us westerners, as dirty, because, actually, our system with toilet paper is not really clean! Is you wet a cloth after you wipped your ass with paper, take this wet cloth and apply it on the area, you'll get shit remains....
    So don't be so proud of your toitet paper system.....
     
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